Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Dangers of Scouting
I see that Nanny is trying to fiddle with boy scouts again.
This time her fiddling concerns the annual jamboree of around 10,000 scouts from around the world, a highlight of the scout calendar.
The event, despite being held for the last 90 years, is likely to suffer from Nanny's new laws regarding the interaction of adults with children.
Nanny now requires that adults who seek to interact with children register their details for background checks etc.
All very well, maybe, except for a small problem wrt the annual jamboree; there are 2,000 volunteers who help out at this event.
At £64 per head this amounts to a nice £128K potential money earner for Nanny. Doubtless she is licking her thin, sallow, lifeless, blood drained lips at the prospect!
However, the Scout Association is less than happy with this and is considering not bothering with the event. They are trying to see if Nanny will be reasonable and are writing to Ed Balls, the Children's Secretary, asking him to consider more flexibility for volunteer groups.
Pardon me whilst I choke on my early morning gin!
Nanny, being flexible!
No chance, lack of flexibility is her raison d'etre.
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