Gosh it seems that there has been a veritable smorgasbord of "Prats of The Week" Awards recently.
Is that a good thing, or a bad thing I wonder?
Anyhoo, this time I doff my cap and polish the "Prats of The Week" orb (we really must design one and mass produce it) for the knobheads of Bury Town Hall.
Nanny's chums in the town hall have got their frilly knickers in a twist over the issue of people taking liquids into the town hall for events, such as dance classes.
Is this cos of security issues Ken?
Are they expecting some heinous plot to blow up the town hall using liquid explosives?
The rule has been imposed to stop people turning up at events with their own alcohol.
Now all well and good if you want to make a profit selling booze at wedding receptions etc. However, the jobsworths at the town hall are also banning people from taking bottled water into dance classes.
Oh, of course there is an alternative, the town hall helpfully tells dance class students that they can buy soft drinks at the bar.
Ker farking ching!
This being a Nanny stupidity issue, there is one more factoid that I need to impart to you. People can still bring soft drinks into the town hall if they are attending a physical exercise classes.
Unfortunately, Nanny defines dance classes as a "social activity".
Commonsense would of course dictate that all Nanny has to do is to change the definition, or indeed simply turn a blind eye.
However, my loyal readers, as we all know Nanny never uses commonsense.
Nanny now confiscates the dance class members' water, and tells them to collect it on the way out.
They have quite happily been taking water there for the last 6 years, this fact is ignored by the town hall and council.
By the way, even if the dance class members wish to use ordinary tap water (supplied by the town hall) they are still charged for that!
Ker farking ching!
Bury Town Hall, well deserving Prats of The Week!
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