The birds are tweeting (who would have thought that a bird could use a computer?), and I feel of good cheer.
Therefore what better time to award my prestigious, and internationally renowned, "Prats of The Week" Award?
This week it goes to the health and safety team at Chiswick Business Park.
They are to be congratulated for the assistance that they gave to a fitness instructor who was planning to hold classes there.
Nanny requires that those who run such classes first take account of the potential health and safety issues, and submit a list of potential hazards.
Having come up with not many hazards, the instructor was "helped" by the health and safety team who provided her with a list which included a number of amusing risks:
- the danger of collision with low flying wildlife (ie geese)
- the dangers of trees with low hanging branches
- low light areas
- water features
Oddly, for a box ticking exercise, the list excluded the risk of earthquakes, being hit by frozen piss extruded from aircraft, being struck by lightning and being hit by a meteorite.
Anyhoo here's to the health and safety team at Chiswick Business Park, well deserving Prats of The Week!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts