Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
As a country we have evidently become raving mad, if this latest health and safety nonsense is anything to go by.
Ian Faletto was the station master at Lymington Station.
On seeing a supermarket trolley lying on the tracks in March he decided to remove it, lest it cause an accident.
Can you guess what happened next children?
Yes, that's right, South West Trains (his employer) sacked him for gross misconduct.
South West Trains ban staff from going onto the line unless it is an emergency, or they are trying to prevent a disaster.
Ermm...isn't that the case here then?
As said, as a country we have gone raving mad!
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