Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Pluck Off!

It seems that Nanny is worried about pluckers (people who steal mobiles etc from sleeping people's laps on trains).

Have people so little commonsense that they would leave a valuable object on their laps whilst taking a nap in public?

Image courtesy of Estie Carrillo.

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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  1. Tonk.8:40 AM

    You are of course correct Ken but, you forget one little thing; thanks to Nanny's indoctrination system, oops sorry, education system, common sense is no longer common.

  2. Lord of Atlantis10:38 AM

    Alas, Tonk, you are so correct! In fact, it seems to be actively discouraged!

  3. Anonymous9:57 PM

    That floating seat must be a magic carpet and the mobile phone looks more like a barber's mirror. Happy with your Brazilian, sir?