Japanese Nanny Bans Foreign Farts

AFP: Hokkaido, #Japan wants foreign tourists to avoid public "belching or flatulence." https://t.co/scruNeNwP2 pic.twitter.com/ku8m34rPzy

— Steven L Herman (@W7VOA) April 28, 2016

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Welsh Nanny's Voluntary Fag Ban a Bully's Charter

ITV reports that a voluntary smoking ban starts today in a trial at Caswell Bay, Swansea.

Swansea Council says it's part of a drive to create more smoke-free places in the city. Little Haven in Pembrokeshire was the first smoke-free beach.

We know that seeing smoking highly influences young people and it is imperative we do anything we can to stop smoking being seen as 'normal' and keep our next generation away from tobacco's clutches.

Caswell Bay is a picturesque area in Swansea. Chemical-filled cigarette butts are the most littered item in the world with over 4 trillion tonnes being dropped annually. A voluntary ban on smoking here will have a huge impact on preserving this area's natural beauty by reducing litter which pollutes our beaches and waterways.

– Suzanne Cass, Chief Executive ASH Wales Cymru

Simon Clark, director of the smokers' group Forest, said:

Smoking in the open air poses no risk to anyone else's health, nor is there evidence that the sight of a stranger smoking encourages children to smoke.

Youth smoking rates are currently at their lowest levels ever so this policy is both intrusive and unnecessary.

This is simply a bully's charter, giving non smokers the right to bully smokers!

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The Dangers of Weight Training

 

Gym weights carry 362 times as many bacteria as a toilet seat!

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Shock Horror Probe - People Take Responsibility For What They Eat

Most UK shoppers believe healthy eating is their own responsibility, according to new IGD research presented by @jameswalton_IGD #FPJLive

— Mike Knowles (@mikefruitnet) April 21, 2016

Quite right too!

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Brighton Council Forces 3 Year Olds To Identify Their Gender

I give you this news item, unedited, from Brighton and Hove News.

How the fark is a three year old meant rationally determine what gender they wish to be, think they are, outwith what sex organs they have?

What one wonders goes through the minds of those who sit on Brighton council?

"Hundreds of parents found out yesterday which primary school their children will be attending in September, and were asked to fill out a council form to accept the offer.

After the tickbox for male/female, a note explained that the national recording system only gives these two options, and asked parents to “support your child to choose they gender they most identify with or if they have another gender identity please leave this blank and discuss this with your child’s school”.

The wording of the letter is already under review after the council was made aware of concerns about the new policy.

One Brighton mother, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of being attacked by transgender activists, said she objected to the question because it reinforces dangerous stereotypes of what makes someone a man or woman rather than challenging them.

The mother also argued that children of this age don’t have a sophisticated enough understanding of gender issues, and asking them to make a distinction so young could have harmful ramifications later in life.
She said: “A boy who does not fit into the ‘masculine’ category should not be encouraged to believe that his body is wrong, rather schools should be encouraging that child to broaden their view of what is masculine.
“It is okay for boys to like pink. It is OK for boys to like playing with dolls. It is OK (later) for boys to be gay. None of these things make that boy a girl.

“Children at school should be free to develop their identity, celebrate their achievements and accept their bodies. The little boy who wants to wear a dress should be allowed to do that without being pathologised, diagnosed, and treated.

“Research has shown that 80% of children who experience gender dysphoria as children DO NOT transition in later life but instead are more likely to be gay. The worrying rise in schools and other agencies accepting the self identification of a four-year-old is likely to cause emotional distress.

“Imagine how confusing and upsetting it would be to be the ‘trans’ child: a boy who self identifies as a girl at four, grows up as trans (is told by school and other agencies that they are no different from other girls), has a new name and pronoun but then grows up to be a gay man.

“As an adult that child might feel let down by the very people he trusted to protect his best interests, he might feel he has been emotionally abused by the collusion in a narrative he had no power to control, he might want redress for the emotional damage caused.

“Children do not have access to an adult view of the world – they don’t fully understand permanence, social structures, what is possible and what is not possible. Four-year-olds do not generally have fixed views and often don’t fully understand that their sex, colour or even species is fixed.

“Treating children as though they are adults is a dangerous approach from a safeguarding point of view. They are not adults – let them enjoy the innocence and creativity of their childhood.”

Brighton and Hove City Council’s lead member for equalities, Councillor Emma Daniel, said the change to the form had been made in response to calls from families and schools to be more inclusive.

She said: “Our pupil registration form asks for a range of information from parents and carers for children and young people of all ages who are entering a new school community.

“Parents and carers are asked to state their child’s gender as male or female. For the vast majority of families this is very straightforward.

“We have inserted the additional text about gender identity in response to calls from families, young people and schools to show an inclusive approach to gender.

“There are increasing numbers of children and young people nationally identifying as trans. Many trans people nationally report having been bullied when they were at school.

“By acknowledging the range of gender identities in our school communities we are helping ensure schools are safe spaces for everyone.

“We are aware of concerns that have been raised about the new wording we have used on our form relating to gender identity.

“We will review this to see whether we can in future make it clearer that we consider discussions around gender identity to be an option for parents if they feel it is appropriate rather than an obligation.”

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The Dangers of Hand Dryers

Glad that everybody else is finally realising that Dyson hand-driers are terrible: https://t.co/xdscMXaOP2.

— Alby (@Alby) April 16, 2016

Oh for the good old days of a grubby damp cloth towel on a roll!

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Educashun

University students are struggling to read whole books because they find them too challenging, according to academics

— Graham Hambly (@PQMagazine) April 15, 2016

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Global Daily Booze Allowances

Source: The Telegraph

Clearly for those of us who don't want to move to Chile, but do want to enjoy the benefits of a three pint a day lifestyle, the solution is to drink Chilean beer!

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Bin Brother - Clean Your Baked Bean Cans!

Hull City council are a tad fed up with dirty bins and erroneous baked beans, as such they have decided to take action. Householders who mix up their recycling, or fail to wash old tins and bottles, face having their bins left unemptied, losing collections altogether or even being sent on awareness courses.

The Mail reports that this "bold initiative" will be publicised by consultants in a £100,000 campaign to encourage residents to recycle more effectively.

Seemingly a particular bugbear is placing food waste with recycling, contaminating materials that could otherwise be reused.

There are plans to confiscate the blue recycling bins of 2,150 householders who fail to recycle correctly.

A spokesman said:

"A few baked beans let in the tin can dribble onto the cardboard packaging"

How the fark are binmen meant to check every baked bean can they find for erroneous baked beans?

This is absolutely bonkers!

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EU Wants To Ban Referenda

Top Eurocrat: "Referenda are becoming a huge problem for the EU... perhaps it is time for an EU ban on referenda" https://t.co/OCigUuVpeZ

— Euro Guido (@EuroGuido) April 12, 2016

Democracy sucks when voters don't vote the way Nanny wants them to!

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Multiculturalism Has Failed

Trevor Phillips, the former chair of the Equality and Human Rights Commission has warned of the dangers of a nation within a nation.

As per the Telegraph, commenting on a ground-breaking survey, Trevor Phillips said we are “in danger of sacrificing a generation of young British people to values that are antithetical to the beliefs of most of us, including many Muslims”.

He called for a new, tougher approach to integration and the abandonment of “the failed policy of multiculturalism".

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Prats of The Week - Edinburgh University Students' Association

I am sad to see that my old Alma Mater, Edinburgh University, has fallen foul to the modern doctrine of repressive self censorship.

As such I award Edinburgh University Students' Association (EUSA) my Prats of The Week Award, for their absurd rules about "safe space rules" in meetings.

Imogen Wilson, the vice-president for academic affairs at Edinburgh University Students’ Association (EUSA), fell foul of these rules when she raised her hands during a meeting (not to hit anyone as was bleedin' obvious!).

She notes that the safe space rules are becoming “a tool for the hard left to use when they disagree with people”.

The Telegraph reports that Ms Wilson was subject to a “safe space complaint” last week over her supposedly “inappropriate hand gestures” during a student council meeting.

According to the association’s rules, student council meetings should be held in a “safe space environment”, defined as “a space which is welcoming and safe and includes the prohibition of discriminatory language and actions”.

This includes “refraining from hand gestures which denote disagreement”, or “in any other way indicating disagreement with a point or points being made”.

Ms Wilson said she raised her arms in disagreement after being accused by another speaker of failing to respond to an open letter, despite in fact having made efforts to contact the letter’s authors.

A complaint was made against Ms Wilson, who was then subjected to a vote on whether she should be removed from the room.

Although the vote went in her favour, with 18 people voting to remove her and 33 voting for her to be allowed to remain, she was later threatened with another complaint after shaking her head while someone was speaking.

Ms Wilson said she believed that safe space rules banning gestures of disagreement, which were drawn up under the tenure of previous sabbatical officers, were “a little extreme” and had been used as a “political” tool against her after she spoke out against anti-Semitism.

One Edinburgh university student, Charlie Peters, complained it was “pathetic” that hand gestures were “censored” and has started a petition calling on the student union to “reinstate and defend free speech”.
The petition, which has garnered more than 1,000 signatures, says: “We are adults, we do not need condescension or safeguarding.”

The sad fact is that students, for all their advantages and intelligence, can be remarkably stupid, arrogant and closed minded.

EUSA, well deserving Prats of The Week!

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CERN To Open The Gates of Hell?

Whilst British Nanny frets about all manner of trivia, and seeks to stop us doing anything which she construes to be remotely risky, it is heartwarming to see our chums in Europe throw caution to the wind and go where no man (how very un-pc of me) has gone before.

The European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, is gearing up for another run at smashing particles together to unlock the secrets of the universe.

That means, according to some, blasting open a gateway for apocalyptic demons!

This rather puts into perspective all the fuss that Nanny makes over bacon sarnies and second hand vap smoke.

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Vegetables Cause Cancer

I am gemused to see that, according research in the USA, long term vegetarianism can lead to genetic mutations which raise the risk of heart disease and cancer.

Populations who have had a primarily vegetarian diet for generations were found to be far more likely to carry DNA which makes them susceptible to inflammation.

That rather knocks on the head the perceived "wisdom" of the "experts", who have been telling us that meat eating causes cancer, and rather undermines Nanny's "five a day" advice!

Seemingly nothing is safe to eat!
 

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Prats of The Week - Public Health England

Kudos to Nanny's chums from Public Health England for making utter prats of themselves this week, thus earning them my coveted Prats of The Week Award.

According to PHE, people should halve the amount of dairy foods they eat in order to reduce obesity.

PHE says that men should have only 200 calories of dairy per day, while women should have just 160cal; meaning that just one large latte coffee could put a woman over her recommended daily limit.

All very well and "healthy", except that it's not. In fact the advice is utter bollocks.

Unsurprisingly the advice has been heavily criticised by nutritionists, MPs and the dairy industry, who accused PHE of putting public health at risk with its “baffling” advice.

The new guidance does not provide for enough calcium or iodine in people’s diet, essential for healthy bones and brain development.

In other words, you will lose weight but at the expense of your health!

Public Health England, well deserving Prats of The Week!

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