Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Nanny Bans Rhubarb

Nanny Bans RhubarbMy compliments to Nanny for her most imaginative use of an ASBO, to date.

It seems that Nanny has developed an extreme disliking for rhubarb; I guess she must have had a bad experience at school or something?

Anyhoo, as Margaret Porter discovered, Nanny is in no mood to be trifled with (get the pun? trifle, Oh forget it!) when it comes to rhubarb.

It seems that, for reasons that only Margaret Porter can understand, she (Ms Porter) chose to hit her 72-year-old brother William with some sticks of rhubarb.

Nanny is having none of this, she has imposed antisocial behaviour order (ASBO) on Ms Porter.

It seems that Ms Porter's rhubarb and indeed marrows have won prizes, therefore it would probably be an honour to be hit with one of these.

Unfortunately Nanny does not agree.

She was given a six-year ASBO, and ordered to do 40 hours of community service. Lucky for her that she didn't deploy her marrows; she might have been sent ot jail.

Another effective use of an ASBO, and indeed of police and court time!

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