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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The Dangers of Eels

Now why the hell hasn't Nanny placed a warning label on eels, wrt not placing them up one's bottom?

I ask, because evidently (as per the Sun) there is a clear health and safety issue wrt inserting them there!

A PORN addict who inserted a live eel up his backside had to endure an all-night operation - after it got STUCK.

The man - from southern China - preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.” 

Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half-a-kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes. 

One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.” 

“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added. 

A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

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  1. Anonymous11:40 AM

    Am I the only one getting a little concerned about your current reading material Ken?

    First we have an Australian wanker cruising around in his car and now a Chink with an eel up his arse.

    It’s as if you are scouring the internet for this type of stuff.
    What next? An article about fisting, or perhaps the dangers of double penetration.

  2. appeared on my Twitter feed, from a very respectable source I would add!

  3. Philippa6:53 PM

    Good job it wasn't an electric eel!

  4. Anonymous7:18 PM


    When do you start reviewing 2Girls1Cup or the Lemon Party?