Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, January 11, 2016

Nanny Bans Booze

Nanny has decided that we are drinking far too much, and has therefore decreed that we should only drink 14 units of booze a week.

As per the BBC:
"Men and women should drink no more than 14 units of alcohol a week - the equivalent of six pints of average strength beer or seven glasses of wine - in order to keep their health risks low."
What is the farking point of this decree from on high?

No one will listen to it, and it will be ignored.

On the positive side, the advice only applies to men and women; therefore children can get as shit faced as they want!

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  1. cynical11:13 AM

    More taxes on alcohol "for our own good".

  2. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Even though it would be quite obvious that almost everyone would not give a flying fuck about this latest advice, the BBC had it as their headline news story, giving it more airtime than anything else.

  3. Anonymous6:58 PM

    Unfortunately, this will allow the puritans to say that more people than ever are exceeding the recommended 'limits' Therefore 'something must be done!'

  4. Anonymous11:34 AM

    I know when to stop, and I don't think I need the state to tell me. And anyone who has not worked out when to stop will eventually die of alcoholic poisoning; so Mankind will slowly evolve towards a species with a better understanding of its individual alcoholic limits. AS the government and tons of busybodies are endlessly banging on about things having to be 'natural' or 'organic', surely the 'natural' way is for people to have the choice whether to drink themselves into an early grave or not - nature WILL take its course.