Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, December 22, 2017

Merry Christmas!

I would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and urge you to ignore Nanny's advice and warnings.

Have it large this Christmas and Bah Humbug to Nanny!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous6:56 PM

    I fucking hate Christmas.
    Dried up turkey, bastard brussel sprouts, the usual crap on the telly and the horrible Christmas songs being played over and over again.
    Morecombe and Wise were never funny, and repeating their drivel every fucking year really makes my piss boil.
    The only fucker born in a stable that I ever gave a second thought about was Red Rum.
    But if putting up with all of that shit floats your boat, then have a merry bastard Christmas.

  2. Anonymous11:49 AM

    I really like the service from Kings and feel fuzzy and Christmassy. An hour later the feeling is gone and it's downhill from then. But Happy Christmas to all those who do really enjoy it.