Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Safe Scissors Are Crap!

Whilst these scissors are safe for idiots and children, they are nonetheless the most useless pair of scissors in Christendom!

I will now proceed to run around the house with them with gay abandon!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Expat in Canada2:36 PM

    I remember those things from my very early school days: hated them, could barely cut a single sheet of paper.

    " . . . . with gay abandon" - who knew? ;-)

    BTW, referencing the earlier post about winter weather: this morning it is -20 and we had more snow overnight. Sun's shining though.

  2. microdave1:43 PM

    "With gay abandon!"

    I think you mean "With Gender Fluid abandon!"

    1. Anonymous2:43 PM

      Personally I wonder how the word 'gay' which started life in the C18th century meaning a sexually loose woman, then came to mean 'happy' ever got hijacked by male homosexuals: with its history it does seem a bit daft.

      I do think, however that "With Gender Fluid abandon" is wrong and "With flexible sexual orientation" might be more accurate.