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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Dick Wit

'Tis the season to be offended.

Now that Christmas is almost upon us, and our sideboards etc are groaning under the weight of nuts, booze, figs and other things let us not forget those who choose to be offended by panto.

Despite the fact that panto has always been a tad risque, what with double entendres and women dressing as men and men as women, some people still manage to be surprised at being offended by what they see.

Such is the case for a production of Dick Whittington starring John Barrowman and the Krankies at the Manchester Opera House. Seemingly the gestures, repeated references to "Dick" and other issues offended panto goer Natalie Wood. A full report can be found in the Manchester Evening News.

Suffice to say calls to ban the panto will be ignored.

Those of you who are easily offended should probably not go to the panto, lest you take offence at Dick's wit.

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  1. A pc world is not wanted or needed.I'm offended by plain packaging,cover up of legal product,over taxing and the humourless,holier than thou nanny state.

  2. Anonymous6:43 PM

    This woman does not like risqué language?
    Well I wish her a Merry Christmas and hope that Santa empties his sack in her back passage on Christmas Eve.

  3. I would beoffended by the Krankies.

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  5. Anonymous4:14 AM

    Gray Cooper, you may like this short video. I did.

    1. I've seen the video and liked it a lot.

  6. It seems that Barrowman is coming to Australia for sci=fi convention Supanova. Didn't British nanny stop deporting those who defy her to Australia a long time ago?