Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, May 03, 2018

Nanny To Weigh and Measure Schoolkids

Nanny at Number 10's Policy Unit is currently studying proposals whereby schools would be judged on how well they help their pupils to lose weight as part of the government’s national obesity strategy.

Schools across England would be required to weigh and measure their pupils every year. Those identified as obese would receive intensive and funded support to lose weight, including free gym classes and home visits.

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  1. Political brands are as dire as "celebrities" and their tax funded lifestyle health quangos.

  2. Anonymous6:37 PM

    It occurs to me that if you have to weigh and measure a kid to determine if they are too fat, then they are probably not too fat.

  3. And we pay this bitches salary??????

    1. Anonymous12:40 PM

      Slackness, that is a terrible thing to write.
      It should be 'bitch's salary'.