Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Straws Are Us

Very noble, now instead of plastic polluting the earth we will increase deforestation in order to keep the straws coming.

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous12:16 PM

    When I was a kid straws were used on special occasions. Like at children's birthday partys for instance.
    I can honestly not remember a time when my family would have a packet of straws in the house.
    To use them would have been seen as a waste of money.
    Why can't children be taught how to hold a cup or glass correctly, and not to spill the contents all over themselves

  2. Why not dispense with a straw entirely and drink from the lip of the cup? What is wrong with these people? Straws are for children.

    1. Anonymous11:54 PM

      Trouble is most under 35s still act like children nowadays.