Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Tuesday, June 05, 2018

You're Crackers!

Seemingly a new "test" has been developed to determine if your body processes carbs efficiently, if The Mail is to be believed:
"Simply chew on a plain cracker until it changes in flavour from a bland biscuit to quite sweet. If the taste changes in less than 30 seconds, your body probably processes carbs quite effectively.

More than 30 seconds, you’re not a great processor of carbs so the body is less able to use the excess as energy, and so stores it as fat. So you can have just 125g of carbs a day (around three slices of wholewheat bread)."
Surely a more accurate determination would be gained by determining if you are fat or not?

In the event you are fat, and want to be slim, then adjust your diet and take more exercise.


Doubtless many people will now be rushing to the cracker barrel and stuffing themselves with crackers, only to gain weight from their cracker binge.

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous12:03 PM

    As if any fat fucker would be able to keep a cracker in their mouth for 30 seconds.