Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, June 18, 2018

Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach

I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

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  1. Anonymous11:01 AM

    I don't see why normal kids should not be allowed pudding with their school dinners.
    Perhaps the fatties ought to be pulled out from the 'afters queue' and made to run around the rugger pitch while their normal classmates eat.

  2. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Talking about food.............

    I have noticed that nations that don't eat bacon are not doing too well at football during this World Cup.

    Morocco are the only non-bacon side to have won so far, but as they were playing another bacon dodging country, the result is irrelevant.

    I do hope that Gareth Southgate has been taking notice and has insisted that the England squad have had plenty of bacon in preparation for their opening game against non-bacon Tunisia.