Nanny Knows Best
Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Nanny Hates Chinese Takeaways
Our old friends from Consensus Action on Salt and Health (who now refer to themselves as Action on Salt) have taken umbrage against Chinese takeaways.
Action on Salt analysed more than 150 dishes and found some contained half an adult's recommended 6g (0.2oz) daily allowance of salt.
Main courses, such as beef in black bean sauce, topped the salty list.
Adding a serving of egg fried rice could deliver anything between an extra 5.3g and 2.3g of salt.
My answer to this is so fucking what?
Healthy people who drink liquids and move around will excrete any excess salt via urine and sweat.
Why does AoS take it upon themselves to interfere with people's lives, why do these people hate salt so much?
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Monday, March 12, 2018
Health and Safety Rules Well and Truly Ignored!
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Friday, March 09, 2018
Cancer UK Trolled By McDonald's
Wait for it! pic.twitter.com/GzZV25EgOa
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) March 9, 2018
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Jamie Oliver Doesn't Get Irony
Don't forget, it's Mother's Day this weekend! It's not too late to get sorted - book now at Jamie's Italian and spoil Mum with prosecco and dessert on us! 🥂💐 https://t.co/DzSFvG8RRO pic.twitter.com/14TDPL2dRG
— Jamie's Italian (@JamiesItalianUK) March 9, 2018
The man who campaigns against sugar wants your mum to have a load of the stuff this Sunday!
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Thursday, March 08, 2018
Nanny Bans Work Birthday Cakes
Our old chums PHE have yet again stuck their haggard noses in to where they are not wanted. This time the object of their ire is the office birthday cake.
In new guidance, Public Health England said those who wanted to buy or make a colleague a cake on their birthday should look for ‘healthier alternatives’.
The advice includes a ‘toolkit for employers’, which provides managers with tips on how to help their staff eat more healthily.
The guidance said:
‘Begin a conversation about how special events (birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, promotions) are marked at work. Can “cake days” be shared, or healthier alternatives be provided?’
PHE can fuck right off!
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Wednesday, March 07, 2018
Meanwhile, In Beijing
Meanwhile in Beijing #FoundOnWeibo pic.twitter.com/585Xj0drE2
— Sam Si (@sam_siruomu) March 6, 2018
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