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Saint Jamie of Oliver "Cheap Food Makes You Fat"

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IRONY KLAXON - Jamie Oliver Tells Us We Are Fat

"The cost of ill-health in society...is an economic conversation. Having a fitter, healthier more agile Britain is absolutely more profitable."

Chef Jamie Oliver says the government's crackdown on junk food adverts could be a pivotal moment in tackling obesity. pic.twitter.com/HRPQXzH9Ts

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) July 27, 2020

Lose a few pounds yourself laddie, before lecturing the rest of us!

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St Jamie of Oliver Wants To Have His Cake and Eat It

Channel 4 helps Jamie Oliver flog his book while fighting a Jamie Oliver policy that will cost it millions. pic.twitter.com/nVxbykFMCN

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) August 13, 2018

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St Jamie of Oliver's Sugar/Booze Laden Treats - Only For The Middle Classes!

Because you can't watch #Wimbledon without strawberries! Here's 5 ways to enjoy those sweet, delicious and nutritious berries of goodness. pic.twitter.com/RXj8lRE0wv

— Jamie Oliver (@jamieoliver) July 3, 2018

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St Jamie of Oliver Admits He's a Hypocrite

“Jamie Oliver has admitted that he made a mistake by using an animated monster to promote a 436-calorie muffin while campaigning against cartoon characters encouraging children to eat junk food.” https://t.co/6hAYj1NtfN

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) May 31, 2018

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St Jamie of Oliver Bans Tony The Tiger, But Offers Job To Furi

Saint Jamie of Oliver has called for a ban on cartoon characters promoting junk foods to tackle child obesity.

He told MPs cartoon characters should only ever be used to promote fruit, veg and porridge not to “peddle rubbish”.

Thus we will see an end to Tony The Tiger and The Milky Bar Kid.

But wait!

What's this I see?

A cartoon character (Furi a Moshi character) being used by St Jamie of Oliver to promote a high calorie vegetable muffin...surely not?!

Maybe we might all be better off without Nanny using the whims of celeb chefs to guide her food fads!

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Question for Nicola Sturgeon

Given that you and St Jamie of Oliver are so keen to stop Scottish people enjoying "two for one " and discount deals on pizzas etc, will you also be banning GroupOn from offering a discount deal on meals at St Jamie's?

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Scottish Nanny Bans Two For One Pizzas

Scotland, the land that gave the world deep fried Mars bars and deep fried pizza in batter, is to face a major culinary upheaval.

Nicola Sturgeon has met St Jamie of Oliver, and he has told her to ban two for one deals on pizzas etc.

This is kind of ironic, given that St Jamie has happily told the press that he lets his kids eat burgers etc at home and that his recipes contain high levels of sugar, fat and salt.


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The Hypocrisy of St Jamie of Oliver

Jamie Oliver's own Italian restaurants serve meals bursting with fat and sugar https://t.co/3JaN7D2xR0

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) May 14, 2018

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Nanny To Ban BOGOF Junk Food

Saint Jamie of Oliver has coordinated a letter to Theresa May, signed by Corbyn, Sturgeon, Cable and Lucas, that calls upon Nanny to ban buy-one-get-one-free offers on junk food, and impose strict new rules on how and when it can be advertised.

"We are writing to urge you to take bold action to tackle one of the greatest health challenges of our time. A crisis which is putting immense pressure on the NHS as it approaches its 70th birthday."

The pressure on the NHS is brought about by the following:

- unrealistic expectations of what the NHS can do for people
- people living far too long, but not living a quality dignified life
- people misusing the NHS without consideration to those who are really ill

The fact is severely obese people die earlier than those who aren't, as such they are not the main drain on the NHS's resources.

Does it not occur to people that once the state starts dictating what we may/may not eat and drink then we may as well end our lives now, as the most basic of freedoms will have been taken away from us?

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Saint Jamie of Oliver Conflates Hydration and Booze

What's this? @JamiesItalianUK conflating hydration & booze to market its cocktails?

I guess 'think of the kids!' only applies to fast-food ad bans, and other things that don't hurt @jamieoliver's profits. pic.twitter.com/iud4BmDWZP

— Kate Andrews (@KateAndrs) April 22, 2018

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Sin Taxes Are Deliberately Aimed At The Poor - The Spectator Nails It

The Spectator has nailed the lie behind sin taxes namely that, despite what Nanny likes to claim, sin taxes are deliberately aimed at poor people.

For why?

Nanny believes that the taxes will force people who have low incomes to change their bad habits (smoking, drinking, eating sugary food, eating fats food etc), because people on low incomes (so the theory goes) simply will not be able to afford these "vices" if they are taxed sufficiently and will thus be forced to change their "bad habits".

The only problem with this theory is that it is bollocks!

People maintain their "bad habits" by;

- Switching to cheaper brands
- Avoiding taxes (eg by booze cruises)
- Evading taxes (eg by black market fakes, smuggling etc)
- Cutting back on other "good" items, eg healthy food etc

Hence sin taxes do no good at all, other than provide Nanny with an additional revenue stream.

As the Spectator says:

"To all intents and purposes, they are fines imposed on ordinary people as punishment for engaging in activities that displease super-rich do-gooders such as Michael Bloomberg and Jamie Oliver."

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Jamie Oliver Doesn't Get Irony

Don't forget, it's Mother's Day this weekend! It's not too late to get sorted - book now at Jamie's Italian and spoil Mum with prosecco and dessert on us! 🥂💐 https://t.co/DzSFvG8RRO pic.twitter.com/14TDPL2dRG

— Jamie's Italian (@JamiesItalianUK) March 9, 2018

The man who campaigns against sugar wants your mum to have a load of the stuff this Sunday!

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Pass The Sick Bag Someone!

NHS chief Stevens urging May to act on obesity plan. Here's @jamieoliver personal plea too - https://t.co/atvMQvTQQ0 pic.twitter.com/9ZsATvEPWd

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 19, 2016

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Breast Is Best

I see that St Jamie of Oliver, not content with lecturing us about our sugar intake (whilst ignoring how much of the stuff is in his recipes), is now to become a proponent of breastfeeding.

We are truly blessed as a nation to have this man amongst us!

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Osborne's Fetish For The White Stuff

I am ungemused to see that St Jamie of Oliver has managed to persuade Osborne to tax the white stuff.

In a faux attempt to reduce obesity, sugar laden drinks will be taxed. Theoretically the money raised will go fund school sports. That of course is BS, as taxes raised simply go into one great big pot and spent as Nanny sees fit.

As to the increase in pricing of fizzy sugary drinks, it will not make one iota of difference to consumption.

Unlike third world countries, where people on the breadline have reduced the consumption as a result of the tax, the UK is not yet a third world country. As such people will not be forced to reduce their consumption of sugary drinks by the addition of a few pennies to the sales price.

In short, it's gesture politics designed to play the gallery of simpletons.

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