Nanny Bans Imperial Measurements

 

Nanny's chums at Oxford University are upset with feet, inches, pounds, ounces etc etc.

For why?

They worry that the imperial measurements are 'tied deeply to the idea of the Empire'. Therefore Nanny has decreed that imperial measurements should be 'decolonised', due to its links to the British Empire.

Decolonising plans by Oxford's maths, physics and life sciences departments suggest the teaching of the measurements in the curriculum may change, according to The Telegraph.

I am no Oxford Don, but I am pretty sure that feet, inches etc were used in this country before the Empire actually came into being.

America uses the imperial system, and I seem to recall that they fought many years ago to leave the empire.

Regarding using the metric system; well France, Belgium, Italy, Gremany etc use that system and they have all had empires.

Were I a student at Oxford I would demand my money back, because the people in charge appear to be utter morons!

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Nanny Bans Ladies and Gentlemen

 

The phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen" has been used for yonks as a simple and non offensive way to address a large group of people.

Sadly it does not pass the test when used in the presence of an attention seeking twat looking to take offence at everything.

Step forward Laurence Coles who took great exception to being classed as either a Lady or Gentleman (during an announcement by the train manager) on a trip by train the other day.

Coles duly tweeted to LNER which, for reasons bets known to itself, not only apologised but asked for details (which Laurence said he was happy to provide).

Thus Coles dropped the train manager in the shit.

A pretty shitty thing to do, especially as it transpires that Coles is a train guard and is the union rep for the RMT!

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Nanny Bans Saxons

 

In a peak hissy fit of stupidity, Nanny has decided that the name "Saxons" is divisive. As such, she has banned it's use in rugby.

The Rugby Football Union has stopped using the nickname “Saxons” for one of its senior England representative teams after it was deemed inappropriate, given the sport’s drive “to reflect the diversity in society”.

England’s second team will revert to the name England A when they play Scotland A in Leicester on June 27 after 15 years of being branded as the England Saxons.

Utter bollocks!

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American Nanny Bans Snow White Kiss

 

It would seem that American Nanny is very vexed about the iconic kiss in Snow White, where the prince wakes her by kissing her.

Nanny and her fanatics would have us believe that the kiss was without informed consent and, as such, forbidden.

Well that may be all very well and good, in Nanny's appalling world. However, the reality is different:

1 It was a gentle kiss, that was most certainly not the precursor to assault.

2 Snow White was in a coma, the kiss saved her (should we ban doctors from performing the kiss of life?)

As ever with these fanatics, they won't be happy until every minute detail of our lives is regulated!

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