#TwoTierKeir Bans Smoking in Pub Gardens

 

Sir TwoTier intends to ban smoking in pub gardens, small parks, outside night clubs and even shisha bars!

One of the most troubling aspects of this proposed ban is the erosion of personal freedoms. Adults should have the right to make their own choices, even if those choices involve risks. By extending the smoking ban to outdoor areas such as pub gardens, Nanny is overstepping her bounds and infringing on individual liberties.

The argument that this ban is necessary to protect non-smokers from second-hand smoke is weak at best. Outdoor spaces are well-ventilated, and the risk of harm from second-hand smoke in such environments is minimal. This move seems less about protecting public health and more about imposing a nanny state mentality on the populace. If we allow the government to dictate where we can and cannot smoke, what other personal freedoms will be next on the chopping block?

The pub industry, already struggling to recover from the devastating effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, stands to suffer greatly from this proposed ban. Pubs are more than just places to drink; they are social hubs, community centers, and vital parts of the British cultural landscape. For many patrons, the ability to enjoy a cigarette in a pub garden is an integral part of the experience.

A ban on smoking in these outdoor areas could drive away a significant portion of the customer base, leading to decreased revenues and, ultimately, more pub closures. The government's own impact assessment has indicated that such a ban could result in job losses and further strain on an industry that is already on its knees. At a time when pubs need support and freedom to trade, imposing additional restrictions is a step in the wrong direction.

TwoTier, whilst he taxes us to death intends to suck the very last vestiges of pleasure and freedom out of our lives!

He is a miserable, thin skinned authoritarian bureaucrat with zero personality and imagination; relying instead on processes and procedures to avoid leading and inspiring people.

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Khan Bans English Speaking Cab Drivers

 

Khan is a twat, as most people know. However, he has out-twatted himself this time by removing the requirement for private hire drivers to need to speak English!

 

Taxi drivers no longer required to speak English in London.

According to the cities far-left mayor, he has removed the requirements for private hire drivers.

“TFL is now pausing enforcement against private hire drivers who have not yet met…the English language requirement.” pic.twitter.com/b4zUSzrj5S

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) January 18, 2024

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Welsh Nanny Cuts Off Village - #FailedInWales

 

"Welsh village cut off because 20mph limit means buses don’t have time to go there

"Residents left isolated after the only stop in the town of Llandegla is axed because it ‘adds too much time to drivers’ journeys’"https://t.co/WBN8xOBZUO

— Tony Dowson (@TonyDowson5) January 11, 2024

Having seen what Labour has done to Wales, imagine what they will do to the UK once they get into power!

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Bacon Hating TWAT!

Put cigarette-style health warnings in packs of bacon to stop Britons suffering health issues such as type 2 diabetes, says Labour donor Dale Vince.

TWAT! 

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Jeremy Vine Should Have Gone To Specsavers!

I have no idea what is going on with these poor horses but the bright colours seem to be *stopping* them from bolting pic.twitter.com/HQEgJ38h5e

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 5, 2023

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Fake SAGE Opines on The Ukraine War

 

Is it any wonder that Putin thinks that the West is a pushover?

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Nanny Bans Ladies and Gentlemen

 

The phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen" has been used for yonks as a simple and non offensive way to address a large group of people.

Sadly it does not pass the test when used in the presence of an attention seeking twat looking to take offence at everything.

Step forward Laurence Coles who took great exception to being classed as either a Lady or Gentleman (during an announcement by the train manager) on a trip by train the other day.

Coles duly tweeted to LNER which, for reasons bets known to itself, not only apologised but asked for details (which Laurence said he was happy to provide).

Thus Coles dropped the train manager in the shit.

A pretty shitty thing to do, especially as it transpires that Coles is a train guard and is the union rep for the RMT!

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Woke Twattery

There is a corner of Facebook (that shall remain nameless) where a certain woke bunch of people are earnestly stressing over the rights and wrongs of buying food, and other items, in a popular and well run local shop that sells the Sun and has and advert for the Sun on its shop front.

Some people are going to have a very rude awakening to the reality of life in the coming weeks!


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Bin Brother - The Twats From Merton!

In a move that proves Nanny has lost all sense of reality and is drunk with power, Merton Council intends to impose restrictions on when its taxpayers are allowed to place their rubbish out on the street for collection by the binmen.

Now, in theory, this is not unreasonable as a sensible "window" for rubbish placement will ensure that the streets are not awash with rubbish 24/7. Unfortunately, Nanny's chums from Merton Council have lost their collective minds.

The proposed "windows" for rubbish placement are either 17:00-18:00 (when most people are still at work) or 05:00-06:00 (when most people are still in bed). The collections will then take place immediately after the closure of each "window".

Brilliant!

Needless to say, those hapless residents who fail to comply with the diktat from Merton Council will be fined.

 

Ker Farking Ching!

 

The council is quoted by the Telegraph:

"Merton Council's drive to keep the borough's streets clean is taking another positive step with proposals to introduce a time-specific waste collection scheme in Wimbledon."

Councils are the enemies of the people!

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Councils Are The Enemies of The People - Great Coates Abolishes Council

As loyal readers know, councils are the enemies of the people.

My thanks therefore to a loyal reader who tipped me off about a revolt by the good people of Great Coates against their parish council.

Over 650 Great Coates residents (over 90% of the village) have signed a petition calling for the parish council to be dissolved. The Great Coates Residents' Association (Grass) have now presented the councillors with the petition.

For why are the good people of Great Coates so angry with their parish council?

Well it seems that (in a microcosm of what national governments do) the parish council decided to rack up a large debt (£300K), the liability for which rested with the residents rather than the councillors who took the loan out.

Oh, and by the way, the loan plus interest places the villagers in debt to the tune of £700K!

Governments and councils are always delighted to take on huge debts, but are very reluctant to take personal responsibility for repaying them; instead they foist that burden onto the voters and taxpayers!

Funny that isn't it?

Anyhoo, in theory the loan is meant to pay for a new village hall.

All very nice and dandy, if the villagers actually wanted to pay £700K for a new village hall.

Can you guess what though children?

Yes, that's right, the villagers do not want to pay for a new village hall or indeed be placed in debt to the tune of £700K!

Local referendums voted against the hall, but the council ignored the people.

Raymond Lawrance, chairman of Grass, told the councillors:

"The petition was created because you chose to ignore our referendums which voiced a resounding 'no' to build the hall.

We are asking you, as a council, to represent us and respect our views. And because you haven't, we have created the petition. It took several weekends to visit houses and it is still ongoing.

We will be taking legal advice with a view to taking action to abolish the council, if you choose to go ignore this petition."

The councillors have not commented.

Here's my comment:

Councils are the enemies of the people!

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EU Hoisted on its Own Petard

Almost a month ago I wrote about some major EU Clusterfuckery wrt our EU Overlords decreeing that there is no evidence that water rehydrates you, and threatening legal action (a two year prison sentence no less) against companies that make any such claim.

Well, one month on, and I gemused to read that our EU Overlords have been hoisted on their own petard!

The EU could now be investigated, as its Milk Programme promoted the health benefits of drinking water to children.

Quote:

"You may not have known, but a large part of milk is actually water. So, if you regularly drink milk, you can stay hydrated at the same time. 
 
When people do not get enough water, a condition called ‘dehydration’, they can become tired, irritable and have a hard time concentrating.

Drinking milk can help put the necessary water back into the body, while providing carbohydrates, proteins and other nutrients to give you energy.”

Well, stap my vitals!


Let's sue the bastards!

BTW, as beer and lager contain a lot of water it is clear that we must tell our children to drink more beer and lager too!

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Bugger Bognor!

Congratulations to the town council of Bognor for winning my rarely awarded prize of "Pompous Twats of The Year".

For why?

Well, way back in 1929 George V allowed the town of Bognor to call itself Bognor Regis.

The city councillors are now having a touch of the Hyacinth Buckets (pronounced "bouquet";)) over the fact that the vast majority of the world calls the pace "Bognor", rather than "Bognor Regis".

Now in the real world, where we are rather worried about the level of public spending, the economy, etc, etc this would not matter one jot.

However, in the rarefied world of Bognor's council (sorry Bognor Regis's council) it matters more than life itself.

As such "officials" from the council have (at no expense to themselves, but at expense to their taxpayers) written to public bodies across Britain asking for the "rude" practice of shortening the name to stop.

The campaign was initiated at a council meeting, where councillors enthusiastically supported the action.

Factoid: George V on his death bed, when being told he would soon be well enough to revisit the town, replied:

"Bugger Bognor".

Maybe the council will be contacting him via a spiritualist, to correct his mistake too and to elicit an apology from beyond the grave?

As noted, Bognor Town Council well deserving "Pompous Twats of The Year".

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Fleck Off!

Dear oh dear, what a remarkable waste of people's time and energy!

I read recently that Kay Balsdon and her partner Chris Bates of Aldershot were visited by the police, and fined £80 for 'criminal damage'.

Their crime?

They had been painting their fence, and a few flecks of paint had spattered the neighbour's side of the fence.

The neighbour complained to the police, and the police duly threatened the couple with a court appearance etc if they didn't pay the on the spot fine.

Guess what?

After the rumpus in the media over this case, Hampshire Police have now decided to refund the fine.

What does this tell us about the "legality" of on the spot fines?

What does this tell us we should do when confronted with an on the spot fine?

I look forward to reading your answers to the above questions;)

As said though, a remarkable waste of time and energy.

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Nanny Bans Dwile Flonking

Nanny's minions from Norfolk District Council have managed to put the jackboot into a centuries old sport that held its inaugural world championships this Saturday at the Dog Inn pub, in Ludham, Great Yarmouth.

The sport?

Dwile Flonking.

What is Dwile Flonking?

"Flonkers" use a pole to propel a beer soaked cloth at opponents, with the aim of slapping them in the face.

In the event that a flonker misses his/her target twice in a row, the flonker must drink a "pot" (half pint) of ale in one go.

Seems fair enough, yes?

Not if you are Tony Gent, the council's licensing officer. He read about the contest and immediately contacted Lorraine Clinch (landlady of the Dog Inn), to tell her that the contest contravenes Nanny's laws on speed drinking.

New laws introduced in April, by the last bunch of twats in parliament, banned; drinking games, including time limit, all-you-can-drink offers, free alcohol prizes and binge drinking promotions.

Breaches of the law can lead to pubs losing their licences, fines of up to £20,000 for landlords and six months in prison.

For the record, not that Nanny gives a fark, Dwile Flonking is believed by some to have been played in Norfolk and Suffolk since the middle ages (others think it was invented in 1966).

A spokesman for the council droned on and claimed that the pub was visited by the local Nannies for the pub's own good, so that the rules could be then be adapted satisfactorily.

The contest did take place, six teams of 10 battled it out. However, Nanny did win, no beer was downed in one; only ginger beer.

As ever, a local council proves once again that the state is the enemy of the people.

Local councils, what are they good for?

Absolutely nothing!

Feel free to write to Tony Gent via his email tony.gent@north-norfolk.gov.uk.

Editorial note

The video above shows "Dwile Flunking" a variation on the sport, being played in 2008 at the Lewes Arms (Lewes) some 10 mins by train from me.

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Twatter Of The Year

Congratulations to Stuart MacLennan, the erstwhile Labour candidate for Moray, who has been disbarred by Labour from standing as their candidate, owing to some tweets that he posted on Twitter.

He posted such gems as:

-Describing the elderly as "coffin dodgers"

-Describing John Bercow a "twat"

-Describing Nick Clegg a "bastard" and Dianne Abbot, a "fucking" idiot.

-"God this fair-trade, organic banana is shit. Can I have a slave grown, chemically enhanced, genetically modified one please?"

-"Made my connecting train. No first class it would appear. Sitting opposite the ugliest old boot I've ever seen too".

-In another tweet he indicated that he spent most of his time on the campaign trail drunk.

The official line from the Labour bunker is that these were rather old tweets, and that they were not aware of them at the time.

The reality is that some of the tweets were not that old, and that certain high ranking Labour people (eg Ed Balls, John Prescott and Andy Burnham) had signed up as "followers" of MacLennan.

I see that MacLennan is student of my old university Edinburgh.

Well I have to say he has been a Twatter, that's for sure. However, the Labour party have been larger Twatters for not seeing how this would end when they selected him for the seat and for then claiming that they didn't know anything about it.

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Tossers!

Lawks a Mercy!

I plum forgot that yesterday was Shrove Tuesday, when people the length and breadth of the country are tossing like mad.

Did you all have a good toss yesterday loyal readers?

The good people St Albans of didn't.

For why?

Our old fiends from health and safety intervened.

St Albans holds an annual pancake race.

This year was no exception, aside from one small fly in the oinkment.

Charles Barker the tourism manager from St Albans council appeared at the race, complete with high vis jacket and clip board (so you knew he was "important"), and told the competitors that they must walk, not run.

For why?

The council decreed that because it had been raining people might slip over, ie there was a health and safety risk.

The announcement was greeted with much booing and derision. However, sadly, only three people disobeyed the council and ran, the rest walked.

The race had been held in the town since 1445.

St Albans council clearly are a bunch of tossers!

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Initiative - The Sainsbury's Way

Following on from my earlier article about Nanny's trolls lacking initiative, I have this personal experience from Sainsbury's to relate to you.

I made the mistake of assuming that when ordering online for a home delivery that basic products, such as cat food potatoes etc, would be available.

How stupid was I!

They were not.

Not only that, having dropped a wee line to Justin King (CEO) of Sainsbury's suggesting that a bit of initiative (eg get someone to bring the missing order across to me) would be a good idea, I am still waiting for some form of "intelligent" resolution to this (aside from "We are currently looking into the comments you have raised and will come back to you more fully as soon as possible").

Sadly it is not just the Nanny state that employs people who are lacking in initiative!

My advice is not to shop at Sainsbury's.

"Thank you ***,

I would suggest that, whilst the wheels of admin crank slowly looking into this, someone from Sainsbury's shows some initiative and delivers the missing products to me today without charging me for the cost of delivery (I will of course pay for the products).

By taxi or van, I don't really care!

Or shall I write to the other supermarkets (with a copy of my note to you) and ask them if they are able to supply me with potatoes and cat food?

Thanks

Kind regards

Ken Frost

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Subject: RE: Delivery 91371601
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:21:53 +0000
From:
To: kenfrostcia@hotmail.com

Dear Mr Frost,

Thank you for taking the time to send an email to Justin King about your comments regarding our online service.

We are currently looking into the comments you have raised and will come back to you more fully as soon as possible.

In the meantime, thank you again for getting in touch.

Yours sincerely,


Sainsbury plc | 33 Holborn | London | EC1N 2HT | Mail box / 314

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From: Ken Frost
Sent: 10 February 2010 10:43
To: Justin King
Subject: Delivery 91371601


Justin

A brief "heads up" about my Sainsbury's delivery made this morning.

Here is a list of products that were not available, and for which no alternative was available

- 10kg of baking potatoes
- mixed herbs
- sea salt
- tabasco
- dishwasher salt
- cat food pouches

Whilst I appreciate that "sea salt" may be considered to be exotic, how on earth can Sainsbury's run out of potatoes??? I do not believe for one moment that Sainsbury's could not find me some form of potato in stock.

I am faced with having to re order the potatoes etc at a cost to me in terms of wasted time and delivery charges.

Online shopping has no value if you don't have at least the basics in.

I would appreciate to hear from you as to what I should do now in order to obtain my potatoes without incurring delivery charges? Walk to my local Tesco perhaps, which is nearer?

Kind regards

Ken Frost"

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Nanny Bans The Reliable- Only Fuckwits Need Apply

This story, recently featured in the media, surely earns the brain dead drone who imposed this piece of Nannyism an unchallengeable award of "Fuckwit of The Millennia".

Aside from all the other regulations imposed upon the hapless employer by Nanny, wrt employing people, another useless rule has been created (almost out of thin air).

Nicole Mamo, who runs a recruitment agency in Thetford Norfolk, was attempting to place an advert for hospital workers. She was mindful not to upset Nanny wrt offending people on the grounds of race, age or sexual orientation etc.

However, she made one fatal mistake.

Can you guess what that is loyal readers?

Yes, that's right, she asked for applicants to be "reliable and hardworking".

Under Nanny's iron fist, this sort of blatant discrimination against the idle and feckless will no longer be allowed.

A drone working in Nanny's job centre in Thetford told her that the phrase was forbidden, because it could be offensive to unreliable people.

The drone at the jobcentre went on to say that it was policy, because they could get sued for being discriminatory against unreliable people.

Seemingly, following the media furore, the jobcentre went on to deny that there is such a policy and claim the advert was placed without any fuss.

Well, they would say that wouldn't they?

Nanny and her minions make the rules up as they go along, because they know that they can get away with it!

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Let It Snow

As the country, and Eurofailure, bask in the heat of global warming spare a thought for the poor old reindeer.

Twelve reindeer were booked to appear at a Christmas display in Market Harborough, until that is Nanny (in the shape of council health and safety gestapo) stuck their sallow, twisted scrofulous noses in.

Can you guess what happened my loyal readers?

Yes, that's right, Nanny banned the reindeer.

For why?

Isn't it obvious?

It might snow, and the reindeer (and people attending) might injure themselves.

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The Dangers of Sandwiches

Congrats to First Great Western Rail (FGWR) for openly admitting that train food is possibly not very good for you.

Chris Haynes, a passenger on said train company, was looking for something to do whilst whiling away his time during the breakdown of the train he was "travelling" on. FGWR had announced that the passengers could have a free soft drink, to compensate them for the delay.

Fair enough!

Mr Haynes ambled along to the buffet car, and decided to order an egg mayonnaise sarnie as well.

Can you guess what happened next loyal readers?

Yes, that's right, the "steward" refused to sell him the sarnie.

For why?

Health and safety!

LOL!

I knew that train sarnies were dodgy, but I never thought they were that dodgy!

Seemingly, and at this point I am choking on my morning vodka shot, the "steward" was of the view that the sarnie would cause Mr Haynes to choke if the train had to be evacuated in an emergency.

ROFLOL!!!!

This is surely the best excuse for not being bothered to do one's job ever!

This country has gone farking mad!

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