In a move that will piss off the "
won't someone think of the children?" brigade, the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (Nice) have decreed that speed
bumps should be removed from roads in order to cut thousands of deaths from air pollution each
year.
Seemingly measures which help motorists stay at a constant speed,
rather than accelerating and decelerating, are preferable to humps; in other words never ever slow down!
It follows a
study earlier this year by Imperial College which found that forcing drivers to slow down and speed up again produces significant of harmful emissions.
Other schemes proposed by Nice include separating cyclists and cars
using foliage;
moving living rooms to the rear of houses away from busy
roads and banning ‘car idling’ outside schools and retirement homes.
How the fark does Nice intend to force people to move their living rooms?
Will Nanny send Living Room Inspectors around to check?
Sigh!
The cause of air pollution is cars, trucks, buses and planes. Nanny has no intention of removing those, as she knows there would be a riot. Hence her obsession with fags!
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