#TwoTierKeir Bans Smoking in Pub Gardens

 

Sir TwoTier intends to ban smoking in pub gardens, small parks, outside night clubs and even shisha bars!

One of the most troubling aspects of this proposed ban is the erosion of personal freedoms. Adults should have the right to make their own choices, even if those choices involve risks. By extending the smoking ban to outdoor areas such as pub gardens, Nanny is overstepping her bounds and infringing on individual liberties.

The argument that this ban is necessary to protect non-smokers from second-hand smoke is weak at best. Outdoor spaces are well-ventilated, and the risk of harm from second-hand smoke in such environments is minimal. This move seems less about protecting public health and more about imposing a nanny state mentality on the populace. If we allow the government to dictate where we can and cannot smoke, what other personal freedoms will be next on the chopping block?

The pub industry, already struggling to recover from the devastating effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, stands to suffer greatly from this proposed ban. Pubs are more than just places to drink; they are social hubs, community centers, and vital parts of the British cultural landscape. For many patrons, the ability to enjoy a cigarette in a pub garden is an integral part of the experience.

A ban on smoking in these outdoor areas could drive away a significant portion of the customer base, leading to decreased revenues and, ultimately, more pub closures. The government's own impact assessment has indicated that such a ban could result in job losses and further strain on an industry that is already on its knees. At a time when pubs need support and freedom to trade, imposing additional restrictions is a step in the wrong direction.

TwoTier, whilst he taxes us to death intends to suck the very last vestiges of pleasure and freedom out of our lives!

He is a miserable, thin skinned authoritarian bureaucrat with zero personality and imagination; relying instead on processes and procedures to avoid leading and inspiring people.

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Smoke For Britain - It's Your Patriotic Duty!

Rishi Should Thank Smokers https://t.co/StkVJjl5Kd

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) May 29, 2020

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BAT To The Rescue?

 

Well here's a thing, BAT (the scourge of Nannies around the world) is working on a cure for COVID-19.

As per BAT:

"BAT’s US bio-tech subsidiary, Kentucky BioProcessing (KBP), is developing a potential vaccine for COVID-19 and is now in pre-clinical testing. If testing goes well, BAT is hopeful that, with the right partners and support from government agencies, between 1 and 3 million doses of the vaccine could be manufactured per week, beginning in June.

While KBP remains a commercial operation, the intention is that its work around the COVID-19 vaccine project will be carried out on a not for profit basis.

The vaccine in development uses BAT’s proprietary, fast-growing tobacco plant technology which has several advantages over conventional vaccine production technology:

• It is potentially safer given that tobacco plants can’t host pathogens which cause human disease.
• It is faster because the elements of the vaccine accumulate in tobacco plants much more quickly – 6 weeks in tobacco plants versus several months using conventional methods.
• The vaccine formulation KBP is developing remains stable at room temperature, unlike conventional vaccines which often require refrigeration.
• It has the potential to deliver an effective immune response in a single dose. "

Smoking saves lives!

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Smoking Saves Lives!

CDC is gathering information about underlying conditions and Covid-19 diagnoses. Smoking status numbers are *very* interesting.https://t.co/iv0FpfPSHy pic.twitter.com/5ojmWcpu91

— Phil (@phil_w888) March 31, 2020

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Scottish Nanny's Money Making Scam

Scottish Nanny is becoming increasingly worried about her future finances, what with the possibility of independence etc.

As such, she has been looking around for ways and means to boost her revenues; having had a go at booze, by setting minimum prices, she is now looking at that other wonderful cash cow smoking.

She has come up with a cunning plan to fine people for smoking outside of hospitals. Not just a wee fine, but a bloody stonking huge fine.

Doctors have backed plans to enforce no-smoking zones around hospitals with fines of up to £1,000 for breaking the rules.

The Royal College of Physicians of Edinburgh (RCPE) said they were supporting the Scottish government’s fines for smoking near hospitals.

Under the proposed system those caught smoking within 15 metres of a hospital building face financial penalties of up to £1,000, while staff who failed to enforce the ban could have to pay more than twice as much.

Easy money!

 

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America Really Has No Sense of Irony

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A Sorry State of Affairs!

Anti-social nonsmoker deploys fire extinguisher in man’s face for smoking within 25 feet of his property. https://t.co/gC6mqo69UE

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) September 29, 2019

How has it come to this?


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Trump Bans Vapes Not Guns

Flavored e-cigarettes will be ordered off the market by the @US_FDA, according to the @WhiteHouse.

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) September 11, 2019

Seemingly vapes are more deadly than guns!

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Who Smokes?

Maybe Nanny should realise that smoking is relaxing. 

Hence, the more stressed or crappy someone's life is the more likely they are to continue smoking (irrespective of Nanny's lectures).

The solution?

Make everyone Middle Class, and they will migrate from fags to daily wine and spirit drinking!

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Governments Around The World Are Really Stupid!

The smoking rate among young Norwegian women has fallen to 1% thanks to snus, so the government is banning flavoured snus... because it appeals to women. 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/m71LbobHGd

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) June 17, 2019

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The Smoking Face of The Royal Sussex

A huge guffaw of amusement for the splendid cock up made by the Royal Sussex Hospital, when it made a smiling smoker merrily puffing away next to a no smoking sign at the Royal Sussex the face of the hospital’s switchboard this month.

The woman’s picture was used by Samsung phones’ new smartcall feature and popped up whenever anyone made a call to the Eastern Road hospital.

The feature, provided by hiya, apparently pulled in the picture from an old Yelp review. Hospital bosses have now managed to get the picture removed from Yelp – and Samsung phones.

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North Sydney Nanny Only Represents Non Smokers

“When asked where people that usually smoke outside their office buildings are now supposed to go, the Mayor said: 'That's not really Council's problem.'” The council only represents nonsmokers? https://t.co/vySVIJzboy

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) September 26, 2018

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Big Brother Is Watching You Smoke

BirminghamLive reports that new "yellow vulture" speed cameras are being rolled out in the UK.

They are thought to be more discreet than the speed-tracking technology currently used on our roads.

Motorists pictured eating or smoking behind the wheel, or using their mobile phone, will be slapped with a £200 fine and 6 penalty points.

All very well and intrusive maybe, except for one wee point..it's not illegal to smoke or eat when driving!

As per the RAC:

1. Is it illegal to eat and drive?

No. It’s not illegal to eat and drive at the same time. However, if you present a significant danger while snacking on the move, the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you not in proper control of the vehicle.

2. Is it illegal to drink when driving?

Similar to eating, drinking at the wheel is not illegal, but it can carry the same careless driving penalty.

3. Is smoking while driving illegal?

Smoking at the wheel is not an offence in itself, but if it leads to careless driving it could land you in trouble with the law.

Put that in your pipe Nanny and smoke it!

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Nanny Invents New Sin To Tax

As we all know Nanny is short of cash, as such instead of cutting back on her expenditure she raises taxes.

One area that she enjoys taxing is that of sins; eg smoking, drinking, sugar etc etc. Unfortunately, because people are cutting down on smoking (thanks to Nanny's constant whining about it) Nanny's revenue stream from fags is dwindling.

Her solution?

Invent a new sin to tax.

Can you guess what that is children?

Yes, that's right, vaping!

Nanny intends to levy a tax on vaps, the product that people use to try to give up smoking!

You couldn't make this up if you tried could you?

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Sugar Is Not The New Cigarette!

And people wonder why real scientists regard these guys as clowns.
FYI: Sugar is not the ‘new cigarette’. You guys need some ice cream. pic.twitter.com/mNBtzJUHLC

— Alastair McAlpine (@AlastairMcA30) July 15, 2018

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Australian Nanny Bans Smoking In Drug Dependence Injecting Centre

So, Daniel Andrews’ new drug injecting centre *will* let you inject ice, but *won’t* let you smoke a cigarette afterwards - because smoking is bad for your health.

You couldn’t make this up.#springst pic.twitter.com/1oErgD7ekO

— Michael O'Brien (@michaelobrienmp) April 11, 2018

In Australia the state government injecting room regulations, released quietly on Tuesday night, will allow any drug of dependence, which includes ice, speed and other amphetamines. The irony being that those who use the injecting centre in North Richmond will be banned from smoking, as it is bad for their health!

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Smoking Ban Causing Loneliness

The irony meter just went off the scale. The smoking ban, lauded by many, closed hundreds of pubs as older people stayed at home, many of them on their own. https://t.co/UNdzJtuWfZ

— Forest (@Forest_Smoking) March 17, 2018

Nanny has never grasped the fundamental law of the universe, namely that if you tamper with one part of a complex system it will have effects on other parts of that system.

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Nanny Bans Fat People and Smokers From NHS

I see that Nanny's chums in the NHS Hertfordshire have decided that fat people and smokers do not warrant the same level of care that others receive.

The Telegraph reports that new rules, drawn up by clinical commissioning groups (CCGs) in Hertfordshire, say that obese patients “will not get non-urgent surgery until they reduce their weight” at all, unless the circumstances are exceptional.

The criteria also mean smokers will only be referred for operations if they have stopped smoking for at least eight weeks, with such patients breathalysed before referral.

East and North Hertfordshire CCG and  Herts Valleys said the plans aimed to encourage people “to take more responsibility for their own health and wellbeing, wherever possible, freeing up limited NHS resources for priority treatment”.

All very well and good, maybe. However, who is next on the list of second class citizens:

- people who eat "too much" fat, salt and sugar?
- people who drink?
- people who take drugs?
- people who don't follow Nanny's exercise programme?
- people who don't use protection during sex?

The list is endless!

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Prison Smoking Ban Produces Inevitable Result!

Another roaring tobacco control success pic.twitter.com/KwdLzYJt0j

— Dick Puddlecote (@Dick_Puddlecote) August 30, 2017

Nanny really is a naive old crone, if she seriously thought that banning smoking in prisons would lead to anything positive.

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Sweden's Weapon Against Smoking - Snus!

Sweden figured out how to stop people from smoking. @NoceraBV knows its secret weapon https://t.co/KWNFGorxc2 via @bv

— Banker's Umbrella (@BankersUmbrella) June 14, 2017

Ironically Nanny has banned snus in the UK!

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