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Friday, October 06, 2023

Nanny Sunak To Ban Fags

 


For reasons best known to himself, Nanny Sunak has decided to ban fags over a period of years in order to save the NHS.

This will give rise to the unedifying prospect of middle aged people, at some stage in the future, trying to prove that they are over 41 etc.

Aside from that nonsense, this leads us on the slippery slope to other items being banned  (as we are here to serve the NHS, not the other way around) eg:

-booze

-red meat

-dairy

-fat

-salt

-sugar etc.

Nanny will not stop until she has drained every pleasure from our lives!


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Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Anti Smokers Talk Bollocks


The headline is in itself utter bollocks, as is the concept of raising the price of fags.

As studies have noted, those who smoke seemingly reduce the risk of dying of Covid-19.

I have no idea why though!

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Thursday, April 02, 2020

BAT To The Rescue?

 
Well here's a thing, BAT (the scourge of Nannies around the world) is working on a cure for COVID-19.

As per BAT:
"BAT’s US bio-tech subsidiary, Kentucky BioProcessing (KBP), is developing a potential vaccine for COVID-19 and is now in pre-clinical testing. If testing goes well, BAT is hopeful that, with the right partners and support from government agencies, between 1 and 3 million doses of the vaccine could be manufactured per week, beginning in June.

While KBP remains a commercial operation, the intention is that its work around the COVID-19 vaccine project will be carried out on a not for profit basis.

The vaccine in development uses BAT’s proprietary, fast-growing tobacco plant technology which has several advantages over conventional vaccine production technology:
  • It is potentially safer given that tobacco plants can’t host pathogens which cause human disease.
  • It is faster because the elements of the vaccine accumulate in tobacco plants much more quickly – 6 weeks in tobacco plants versus several months using conventional methods.
  • The vaccine formulation KBP is developing remains stable at room temperature, unlike conventional vaccines which often require refrigeration.
  • It has the potential to deliver an effective immune response in a single dose. "
Smoking saves lives!

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Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Nanny Wants Your Views About Tobacco Legislation

Nanny sent me this by email:

Have your say on the impact of tobacco legislation  
Dear Reader

Smoking remains the biggest cause of death and disability in England. Over recent years a range of legislation has been introduced to discourage young people from taking up smoking, encourage existing smokers to quit and to protect others from the harmful effects of cigarette smoke. This has included a ban on display of tobacco in shops, increase in the age of sale of nicotine-inhaling products and a ban on smoking in cars with children. 

The government is reviewing the legislation above which came into force between 2010-2016 and as a result we'd like to hear your views. 
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Consultation closes on
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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Halcyon Days!


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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Sugar Causes Lung Cancer, Not Smoking..Apparently!


I'll just leave this (from the Coconut Research Centre) here, but would observe that it sounds like utter bollocks:
"It is quite possible that smoking, by itself, may not be enough to cause cancer. Sugar may be the catalyst that makes tobacco so dangerous. In fact, cancer depends on sugar as its primary source of energy. Without sugar, cancer could not survive."
By that token, if people stopped eating food altogether, then their cancer cells would die of starvation and they wouldn't be killed by cancer.

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Monday, November 26, 2018

The Smoking Face of The Royal Sussex



A huge guffaw of amusement for the splendid cock up made by the Royal Sussex Hospital, when it made a smiling smoker merrily puffing away next to a no smoking sign at the Royal Sussex the face of the hospital’s switchboard this month.

The woman’s picture was used by Samsung phones’ new smartcall feature and popped up whenever anyone made a call to the Eastern Road hospital.

The feature, provided by hiya, apparently pulled in the picture from an old Yelp review. Hospital bosses have now managed to get the picture removed from Yelp – and Samsung phones.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2018

Nanny Invents New Sin To Tax



As we all know Nanny is short of cash, as such instead of cutting back on her expenditure she raises taxes.

One area that she enjoys taxing is that of sins; eg smoking, drinking, sugar etc etc. Unfortunately, because people are cutting down on smoking (thanks to Nanny's constant whining about it) Nanny's revenue stream from fags is dwindling.

Her solution?

Invent a new sin to tax.

Can you guess what that is children?

Yes, that's right, vaping!

Nanny intends to levy a tax on vaps, the product that people use to try to give up smoking!

You couldn't make this up if you tried could you?

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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Sugar Is Not The New Cigarette!

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Thursday, April 05, 2018

Sin Taxes Are Deliberately Aimed At The Poor - The Spectator Nails It



The Spectator has nailed the lie behind sin taxes namely that, despite what Nanny likes to claim, sin taxes are deliberately aimed at poor people.

For why?

Nanny believes that the taxes will force people who have low incomes to change their bad habits (smoking, drinking, eating sugary food, eating fats food etc), because people on low incomes (so the theory goes) simply will not be able to afford these "vices" if they are taxed sufficiently and will thus be forced to change their "bad habits".

The only problem with this theory is that it is bollocks!

People maintain their "bad habits" by;

- Switching to cheaper brands
- Avoiding taxes (eg by booze cruises)
- Evading taxes (eg by black market fakes, smuggling etc)
- Cutting back on other "good" items, eg healthy food etc

Hence sin taxes do no good at all, other than provide Nanny with an additional revenue stream.

As the Spectator says:
"To all intents and purposes, they are fines imposed on ordinary people as punishment for engaging in activities that displease super-rich do-gooders such as Michael Bloomberg and Jamie Oliver."

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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Booze and Fags More Important Than Housing in 1950's



Good to see that people had their priorities right in the 1950's!

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Prison Smoking Ban Produces Inevitable Result!



Nanny really is a naive old crone, if she seriously thought that banning smoking in prisons would lead to anything positive.

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Monday, August 07, 2017

Nanny's £25BN Sin Taxes


Nanny hates the fact that we drink, smoke and eat sugar, but is nonetheless delighted to make money of of our "sins".

In fact Nanny is raking it in. According to an estimate by the Institute of Economic Affairs, in a  report entitled "‘Smoking and the Public Purse", Nanny is set to screw us to the tune of £25BN next year.

With the forthcoming sugar levy expected to raise £500 million per year, the government’s revenues from sin taxes will now total £24.7 billion by 2018. Contrary to popular belief, the three most censured ‘lifestyle factors’ – alcohol, smoking and obesity – do not cost the taxpayer money. The punitive taxes levied on them more than cover the costs they impose on public finances, providing a net saving to the government of £22.8 billion.

Costs and savings from smoking
  • The government spends £3.6 billion treating smoking-related diseases on the NHS and up to £1 billion collecting cigarette butts and extinguishing smoking-related house fires.

  • The government saves £9.8 billion annually in pension, healthcare and other benefit payments due to premature mortality.

  • The government brings in £9.5 billion annually in duty paid on tobacco.
This means that smoking produces a net saving to the government of £14.7 billion a year, at current rates of consumption.

Costs and savings from drinking
  • The gross cost to public services, including healthcare for drinking related diseases and expenditure on public order, is £4.6 billion.

  • The government brings in £10.7 billion annually in duty paid on alcohol.

  • Net benefit: £6.1 billion
Only obesity incurs a net cost to the taxpayer of £2.5 billion a year. Once the sugar levy is introduced this will decrease to £2 billion.

As the IEA notes:
"It may be easy to point the finger of blame at smokers, drinkers and the obese for rising NHS costs, but this no longer stands up to scrutiny given the findings of this report and the levels of taxation now levied on ‘sin’. And by scapegoating these people, campaigners and policymakers risk ignoring the real problem that our healthcare system faces: an ageing population."
There you have it folks, the real "enemy" of the NHS is not boozers/smokers/obese but the elderly!

This of course presents Nanny with a problem, for if we follow her puritanical lifestyle recommendations we will live to a ripe old, dementia ridden, frail age and bankrupt the NHS.

Would it not be more cost effective for Nanny to tell us to drink, smoke and eat ourselves to a youngish death?


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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Sweden's Weapon Against Smoking - Snus!



Ironically Nanny has banned snus in the UK!

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Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Public Health Quackery - Christopher Snowden Nails It!


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Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Nanny Bans Fags In Council Houses

 

It seems that Nanny's chums in some councils have decided that her subjects are so thick and intent on self harm, that they must have their lives controlled by Nanny even when they are in the privacy of their own homes.

As such council housing tenants may be prohibited from smoking in their own homes under new rules being considered by some councils.

Under the prospective new rules new council tenants would have to sign an agreement pledging not to smoke before taking up residence in a council property.

Professor John Middleton, president of the Faculty of Public Health, is quoted in the Telegraph (using Nanny's favourite whine "won't someone think of the children?"):
"Housing associations and councils are looking at smoke-free housing buildings. Where children are involved I think there is a real case for it.

You wouldn’t evict a load of tenants for smoking. Where you have got new premises you could have smoke-free agreements from the start."
Deborah Arnott, chief executive of anti-smoking charity Ash, claims that people were “frustrated by councils’ and social landlords’ failure to take action” on smokers damaging the health of those around them.

It's not their farking business what happens within someone's home!

How the hell would this be monitored?

Smoking inspectors with warrants to forcibly enter your home?

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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

A Dignified Death

The Guardian reports that a man has been granted his dying wish of a cigarette and a glass of white wine by staff at a hospital in Denmark.

According to a post on the hospital’s Facebook page, Carsten Flemming Hansen, 75, was found to be terminally ill after he was admitted to hospital with an aortic aneurysm and internal bleeding.
Predicting it would be a matter of hours or days before Hansen died, the hospital decided not to operate and instead granted the patient a “dignified” death.

The nurses at Aarhus University hospital decided to defy regulations that stipulated no smoking on the hospital’s grounds and wheeled Hansen out on to a balcony where he smoked a Green LA cigarette and drank a glass of cold white wine while watching the sunset with his family.

In its Facebook post, the hospital said the nurses in Hansen’s ward and his family agreed that in this situation, his last wishes were more important than treatment, prevention and smoking rules.

I wonder if British Nanny would do the same?

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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Nanny Hates Fags - Smoking Walks Along The A50


Leicestershire Partnership NHS Trust has introduced a ban on smoking, and enforces it so rigorously that even those in the Bradgate Mental Health Unit are being taken on "smoking walks" near to the A50 in order to have a fag.

Inhuman isn't the word!


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Friday, November 18, 2016

Nanny's Greed Costs Her £32BN


Oh dear it seems that Nanny' sin taxes (taxes on booze and fags), instead of raising revenue, have cost the Treasury £32billion.

How?

Excess taxes create illicit markets.

The Taxpayers' Alliance are quoted by the Telegraph:
HMRC has clearly been unsuccessful at claiming these duties for some time and... it needs to take decisive action.
The “tax gap” would be enough to fund a 1.5p cut in the basic rate of Income Tax, according to the TA report.
“HMRC has clearly been unsuccessful at claiming these duties for some time and therefore it needs to take decisive action, not introduce policies that make it worse. It is unfair that higher taxes for ordinary families are often used to make up the shortfall.
The loss of £31.8 billion in revenue over a five year period could have funded a 1.5p cut in the basic rate of Income Tax. Not only would this have helped millions of ordinary families, but it would also have had a big impact on the jobs market, which is particularly important at this time.”
John O'Connell, chief executive of the TaxPayers' Alliance, said:
"Our ludicrously complicated, punitive tax system not only hits hard-pressed families with crippling bills but also affects frontline services by depriving Treasury of revenue lost to the black market, all the while lining the pockets of those peddling dodgy tobacco, alcohol and diesel.

The revenue lost to the illicit trade could fund a modest but much needed tax cut for millions of families while preventing smugglers from profiting because of deeply regressive 'sin taxes' which hit the poorest hardest.

It is high time the Government offered struggling taxpayers a better deal instead of kowtowing to the self-appointed lifestyle police who remain oblivious to the cost of ever-rising duties on ordinary taxpayers."
Well said sir!


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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

ASH Burns Its Fingers


Deborah Arnott, chief executive of the campaign group Action on Smoking and Health (Ash), said:
“The continuing decline in smoking prevalence is a tribute to many years when successive governments have implemented comprehensive and progressive tobacco control strategies, including tax rises, mass media campaigns, anti-smuggling measures, smoke-free laws, advertising bans, and last but not least getting rid of tobacco displays and glitzy tobacco packaging.”
It's all very well to crow about the "effectiveness" of plain packs, but ASH seem to have "forgotten" that plain packs didn't come into the UK until May 2016. The decline in smoking stats refer to 2015 and earlier.

Most likely the increased use of vaps accounts for the decline, certainly not plain packs.

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