Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Plod

Plod
Congratulations to Nanny's ever alert and customer orientated police force.

Last month it was reported that Auzair Khan, a taxi driver, caught red-handed on camera, a thug breaking into his car and using a homemade petrol bomb to destroy it.

Did the police help?

Did they fark!

Mr Khan claims that the police failure to respond forced him to turn detective, to collect evidence against the arsonist himself.

Mr Khan had been fire bombed before, in December in Bradford, therefore he installed a CCTV system outside of his house.

This was as a result of police telling him that there was nothing they could do, they didn't even take a statement from an eye witness who believed he could identify the culprit.

When it happened again on December 20, Mr Khan told the police that he had film, a discarded bottle top possibly bearing the arsonist's finger print and a swab of what he believed was the offender's spit, which may have given police his DNA profile.

Nanny's police, being ever alert and on duty, informed Mr Khan that the evidence could not be collected for a week as the officer "was on holiday."

If only the criminals would take holidays too!

Oddly, only when Mr Khan released the CCTV to his local newspaper, offered a £1,000 reward and put his own appeal for information out did West Yorkshire Police finally send someone round to pick up his "evidence."

A West Yorkshire Police spokesman said an investigating was carried out into the first incident, and described the police response to the second arson as "textbook."

Textbook indeed!

When law abiding citizens lose respect for the forces of law and order, anarchy will ensue.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:38 AM

    In the current climate, I suppose he should be grateful that plod didn't arrest him for violating the scrote's right to privacy.

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  2. Since when did "text books" become the limiting factor rather the simple foundation of education and personal development?

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  3. DocBud12:55 PM

    That would be the same text book they used to catch the Yorkshire Ripper.

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  4. Lord of Atlantis1:30 PM

    "...described the police response to the second arson as "textbook."

    Hmm, I wonder which textbook is the standard work used by the rossers in Bradford -- "The Carry on Constable Annual" or, perhaps,'The Keystone Cops Training Manual"?

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  5. grumpy7:54 PM

    Given that 80% of the population can't read or write...

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  6. Simon The Horrible11:37 PM

    As I have said on this esteemed blog before:

    The British Bobby is the most useless form of life on the planet.

    If Mr. Khan had said it was a "HATECRIME" the useless twits would have been tripping over each other to catch the perp.

    Too bad you Brits are not allowed to have guns. Mr. Khan would have done you all a favor by capping this useless waste of oxygen.

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