Nanny announced her much vaunted shake up in educashun yesterday; aside from a rather "eclectic" mix of new subjects such as, global warming and Urdu, the new curriculum also includes a few other "ideas".
Structured timetables are to be abandoned, and pupils will be given the chance to mark their friends' work as well as their own.
Oh yes, that's a corker of an idea!
Pupils will also have to complete 12 key 'life skills', this includes making a 50 mile unaccompanied journey by bus or train.
Erm...isn't learning how to use the train or bus something that parents are meant to teach their children?
Well, I think the most appropriate phrase that can describe this new curriculum is: