Saturday, August 02, 2008
Bin Brother - Branch Detectives
Oh dear Nanny really is a confused old witch, on the one hand she keeps pumping up our council taxes (on the pretext of providing us with services) yet on the other she refuses to provide these services if we "infringe" the very smallest of her rules and diktats.
This was the case for Jack Hebblethwaite, 70, from Leeds who recently tried to dispose of a small branch in his garden waste bin (specially designated for the disposal of garden waste).
The council Gestapo ruled that, because it was a staggering 5mm too thick, it was forbidden refuse.
The council then proposed to order a multi-tonne bulk waste carrier to dispose of the 35mm branch.
There's value for money for you!
Local councils really do have our interests at heart, don't they?
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