Friday, August 15, 2008
You know how it is sometimes said that "length doesn't matter"? (Not that I have ever heard that myself you understand).
Whilst that may be true for human relations, that is most certainly not the case when dealing with Nanny's local councils and their binmen.
Gordon Morris, from Southwick Wiltshire, found this out to his cost recently when his binmen refused to walk a staggering 18 inches to collect his green waste.
West Wiltshire District Council have issued an edict that states that wheelie bins must be within one metre of the kerb before they are collected. Mr Morris claims that his wheelie bin would block the pavement if he followed the rule. Therefore he places his bin 18 inches away on his driveway.
Herein lies Mr Morris's mistake, he has assumed that Nanny uses common sense.
The brain dead people who set these rules do not have any ability to think laterally, "out of the box" or act with any form of imagination. The rules must be followed at all times, no matter what the cost.
You can guarantee that if he blocked the pavement with the bin, the council would then have sued him him.
Mr Morris though is not a man to give up, and had a bust up with his council (who in theory work for the council taxpayers). He has now been given "dispensation" to place the bin with only the wheels on the pavement.
Bin crews now only have to walk an extra nine inches to collect the bin!
The council though are not best pleased with his victory, and have warned (as they are a spiteful bunch of c**ts) that his bin was too heavy. They have ordered him to take some of the leaves and twigs out, because they may fall on operatives as it is being emptied onto the van "which was a health and safety issue".
It's a farking joke isn't it?
How dangerous is a leaf?
Mr Morris pays £1800 a year in council tax to be treated like this by petty minded Hitlers and jobsworths.
It is high time for a serious and nationwide council tax payers' strike, and to kick twats like these out of office asap.
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