Saturday, August 23, 2008
The Home Orifice - Worse Than Worthless
Those of you who have been worried about what Nanny intends to do with all the data that she is collecting about us, and wants to collect on us, should not worry.
Nanny does not intend to keep it, or indeed use it, she intends to lose it!
Added to the list of shame of incompetent government departments is Nanny's Home Orifice. It has managed to lose a memory stick that contains details of thousands of criminals, informers, police officers etc.
Well done lads!
However, Nanny in the shape of our highly "qualified" (wasn't she a teacher or something?) Home Secretary (Jacqui Smith) has been quick to point out that Nanny didn't lose the data, but PA Consulting (a private firm) lost it.
So that's alright then!
Errrmmm...no not quite Jacqui, as you are the people who hired PA Consulting you are therefore responsible for ensuring that they are up to the job.
Let us be clear, this government is complete shite and could not be trusted to sit the right way on a lavatory let alone handle confidential data.
There is no way we should allow it to collect any more data about us, eg via ID cards, medical records etc etc.
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