Monday, August 18, 2008
Nanny Bans Balaclava
Ermmm...has Nanny lost it completely?
Answers on a postcard please to "Nanny has lost it completely..."
I only ask because it seems that Nanny's "war" on terror has taken a bizarre, and almost hysterical new twist. Nanny's chums in Kent police have taken umbrage against a board game called "War On Terror", and have confiscated it.
It contains a balaclava...and as we all know, balaclavas can be used to hide one's face which in turn means they can be used by criminals and terrorists.
Brilliant logic isn't it?
The board game was confiscated from climate protesters during a series of raids near Kingsnorth power station, in Kent, the other week.
War on Terror involves creating empires that compete and wage war.
Each player starts as an empire with good intentions, and a determination to liberate the world from terrorists and from each other. Then reality kicks in.
The person designated as a member of "the axis of evil" has to wear a balaclava (included in the game) with the word "Evil" stitched on to it.
Kent police said they had confiscated the game because the balaclava "could be used to conceal someone's identity or could be used in the course of a criminal act".
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