Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Scaring Children - Nanny's Special Advisors
Nanny knows what every dictator and incense burning religion has known for centuries:
"Give me a young child, and I will make him/her mine for life."
Thus she has decided to tackle one of her most hated scourges, smoking, by sending anti-smoking advisors into nurseries.
Nanny's special little "team" from Colchester and Tendring NHS Stop Smoking Service will be lecturing children, as young as three, as to the dangers of smoking. They will show them dolls that demonstrate how the lungs of smokers and non-smokers differ, they will also give them NHS leaflets and questionnaires to take home for their parents.
In other words Nanny intends to scare the hell out of the kids, and make them afraid not only for their own health but the health of their parents. Thus Nanny will turn them into agents of the state within the home.
Now children, tell me, which European regime tried this little trick (to great success) some 70 years ago?
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