Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Nanny Bans Meat
I see that Nanny is trying to reduce the use of meat in hospital menus, with a view to cutting methane emissions from cows, thus saving the world from global warming.
Here are a few points as to why this is bollocks:
1 Global warming, if it really is happening, is a natural event which mankind has littler influence over.
2 Even if all the cows in Britain were to be executed (think of the hue and cry from the animal lovers were that to happen!) the methane production from cows in the world would continue to rise, as wealthy consumers in Asia Pacific develop a taste for meat.
3 What happens to the UK meat farmers that Nanny puts out of business by cutting back on demand for their products?
4 The easier way to reduce methane and hot air emissions is to cut back on the human population (eg MPs).
5 Seriously how much difference will a few extra veggie lasagnes make to the world wide production of methane by cows?
All in all, given the recession and other issues facing Nanny, I would say that this is an absurd waste of time and money.
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