Friday, April 03, 2009
Nanny Bans Crumpet
Ooh eeerrr missus!
Nanny has banned crumpet!
That at least is what happened to Michelina Roy, 70, who fell foul of Nanny's crumpet police when she tried to feed the pigeons in Green Park a while ago.
Ms Roy was throwing crumpets to the pigeons, when she was approached by two council officials and fined £75 for her trouble.
Now the fine would be all very well if she had left a great big pile of crumpets littering the place. However, within seconds of the crumpets being tossed (can I say tossed?) they had been wolfed down by the pigeons.
Note, the fine was for littering it was not for feeding the pigeons; indeed she has been feeding the pigeons (bread) there for years.
Seemingly the council are now "investigating" the matter.
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