Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Nanny's Little Helpers
Dictators use ordinary people as their eyes, ears and enforcers as a means of maintaining their grip on power.
Caroline Williams found this to her cost recently, when she tried to have a drink at the Cricketer pub in Hove.
Staff refused to serve her, and asked her to leave.
She was pregnant.
Nanny's Chief Medical Orificer would have us believe that pregnant women should not drink at all. However, as common sense and reality shows, this is bollocks.
So long as the drink is in moderation, there will be no damage to the baby.
It should also be noted that there is usually a gap between becoming pregnant, and knowing one is pregnant; the mother will most assuredly have had a few drinks during that period.
Anyhoo, Mrs Williams had consumed one pint of larger and was offered one half more by her friends.
Nanny's chums in the pub refused to serve her friend because of the "danger to the baby".
Mrs Williams then took a sip from another friend's glass, at which point Nanny's chums in the pub asked her to leave.
Public humiliation is a favourite tool of the dictator.
The road to dictatorship is paved with "good intentions", as our fellow citizens are encouraged to monitor our behaviour, and snoop on us...for "our own good"!
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