Just ask Walter Purkis & Sons (the oldest working fish smokehouse in London), which is facing closure after one person complained about the smoke to the council (funny how it only takes one complaint to cause Nanny to wet herself); who then told the owners that they can only use smoke-free wood.
Now the astute amongst you may notice a wee problem with that.
Yes, that's right, it's a farking smokehouse; it needs to use smoke to smoke the fish!
A council spokesman told the Mail:
"We are working closely with them to resolve the issue.Haringey council, well deserving Uber Prats of The Week.
Until then the owner has been asked not to use the smokehouse."
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