Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

No Sex Please, We're Hovians

I am gemsued to read that Hove (the "posh" end of Brighton) has banned the use of the word "sex" in a forthcoming fair at Hove Town Hall.

Brighton psychotherapist Steve Griffiths was planning to hold the " Love, Sex and Intimacy Fair" in September as an event to dispel taboos, tackle discrimination and promote safe sex. 

However, Nanny's chums from Hove council have, according to the Argus, banned “sex” from the name of his event lest the event itself be banned.

Factoid: Brighton has an annual naked bike ride and is awash every weekend with hen and stag nights carrying inflatable penises (or is it penii?) and the like.

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  1. Anonymous2:38 PM

    It could be that Brighton & Hove do not want any competition to their own sex education service, details here

    You can see that they have no problem mentioning the ‘S’ word on their webpage.

  2. Tonk.3:17 PM

    You really couldn't make it up......Now that the light of publicity has focused on Hove Nanny, I wonder if she will backtrack saying how it was all a little misunderstanding.