I am hugely gemused to see that Nanny's chums from Castle View School on Canvey Island have got their collective knickers into a twist over triangular flapjacks.
It seems that the little "scamps" who attend the school have been lobbing them around, and a pupil was slightly injured.
What is Nanny's solution?
Cut the triangles into squares or rectangles!
One small problem, does not a square/rectangle also have sharp corners?
However, kudos to Nanny's Health and Safety Executive for rushing to defend flapjacks:
"We often come across half-baked decisions taken in the name of health and safety, but this one takes the biscuit. The real issue isn't what shape the flapjacks are, but the fact that pupils are throwing them at each other - and that's a matter of discipline, and has got nothing to do with health and safety as we know it. We're happy to make clear that flapjacks of all shapes and sizes continue to have our full backing."Whilst we are on the subject, I have never eaten a flapjack in my life; and I don't think I ever will! I have, however, eaten pancakes.
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