Pub Curmudgeon Nails It

Could be a good sign for pubs 😈 pic.twitter.com/INS0vwpnt4

— Pub Curmudgeon 🍻 (@oldmudgie) July 30, 2018

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ID Cards Back On The Table

In the irony of all ironies, despite being told we would be leaving the EU's bureaucracy post Brexit, Nanny now wants us to adopt ID cards (allegedly to avoid another Windrush-style scandal).

The proposal comes from the think tank Policy Exchange. It argues that Brexit marks a natural point at which to reform the UK’s immigration system.

Nanny knows full well the ID cards are not highly regarded by the Brits. Hence she has a "cunning" solution.

David Goodhart, Policy Exchange’s head of demography, immigration and integration, said he believed ID cards were necessary – but acknowledged that people would be wary and said ID cards should be phased in voluntarily.

That's how the state works, make something "voluntary" at first then make it a criminal offence when you don't volunteer!

Oh and here is a link to the list of 10 reasons why ID are bollocks (that I first published in 2004)

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TUC Wants To Give HMRC Powers To Enforce Holidays

"The TUC suggests the tax authority, HMRC, should be given new powers to clamp down on employers who aren't giving staff the leave owed them." https://t.co/Te22Gk76Rs

— Andrew Goodall (@agoodall4) July 27, 2018

1 This has got fuck all to do with HMRC.

2 HMRC are shite at what they already do, they don't need to be given additional things to fuck up.

3 HMRC should not be given additional powers, as they already have far too many.

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Auntie Has Crashed

Nanny's state broadcaster's website has crashed, along with its app!

I wonder who is hacking them?

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Explosion In Sex Dolls Threatens Japanese Race With "Extinction"

As per ZeroHedge, Japanese Nanny fears for her future..

"As Japanese birth rates plummet amid a generational fertility crisis, experts have fingered an explosion in sex dolls as an emerging threat to the country's already-dire population problem - with some even saying they will lead to the "extinction" of the Japanese race. "

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Nanny Hates Warm Weather

As the UK experiences a reasonably warm summer, Nanny is getting herself into a right old state she has issued an "amber alert" and is telling everyone to stay indoors and not overheat.

Meanwhile the good people of Korea are experiencing a real summer with temperatures hitting 40 degrees in Yeongcheon.




They don't go around moaning about it!

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Twitter's Inconsistent Approach To Threatening Tweets

Dear @Twitter,

Is it okay to use Twitter to threaten nuclear war against two different countries in less than one year or does that violate your terms of service agreement?

Asking for a friend (@realDonaldTrump) pic.twitter.com/RtbbCpivMB

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) July 23, 2018

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The Joy of Pork Triggers Vegan Meltdown

As per Bristol Live:

Huge 'Become a Pork Lover' bus in Broadmead sparks angry exchanges with vegan activists.

Splendid!

Seemingly local vegan got upset when a bus promoting Spanish pork products.

The coach has the words 'become a pork lover' emblazoned on its side alongside a giant heart-shaped snout and pigs ears.

Shoppers are being invited on board to taste freebies, learn pork cooking techniques and receive nutrition advice.

Vegans, being part of the "offended at everything" brigade, were immediately triggered.

One of the protesters, named Jasmine, said:

"We are here because we are protesting this monstrosity. It's basically propaganda telling people that they can have pork imported from Spain for whatever reason that seems like a luxury, who knows."

The 'Pork Lovers Tour' roadshow which is touring the UK is being lead by Interporc, a non-profit organisation representing Spanish pork producers.

I do hope it comes to Brighton!

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The Joy of Rationing - Nanny's Brexit Excuse

“Our dependence on imported dairy products means that disruption to the supply chain will have a big impact. We could see shortages and a sharp rise in prices, turning everyday staples like butter, yogurts, cheese and infant formula, into luxuries."https://t.co/9e1UwBvf9o

— Chris Shaw (@The_ChrisShaw) July 18, 2018

It seems to me that Nanny is positively champing at the bit to introduce rationing of dairy products, sugar, salt, booze, fags etc etc - for the "good" of our health.

Brexit gives her the perfect excuse!

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Sugar Is Not The New Cigarette!

And people wonder why real scientists regard these guys as clowns.
FYI: Sugar is not the ‘new cigarette’. You guys need some ice cream. pic.twitter.com/mNBtzJUHLC

— Alastair McAlpine (@AlastairMcA30) July 15, 2018

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Coke Is Healthier Than Orange Juice

12-ounce(330mil) of orange juice contains 10 teaspoons of sugar, roughly what’s in a can of Coke. Juice could be a gateway beverage for kids to canned drinks later in life. #WhatPYisReading #DrinkWater #FollowUshttps://t.co/nZLFUvIFrs

— What_PY_is_Reading (@PY_articles) July 15, 2018

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The Trump Balloon Baby

As people, on both sides of the argument, get very worked up over the Trump Baby Balloon let us not forget that political satire in the form of grotesque parody is a long running British tradition.

Hogarth, Gilray, Scarfe, Spitting Image etc etc have viciously lampooned our political masters and their allies over the centuries.

Let us not lose our sense of humour, or our sense of proportion, over what is in effect part of a fine British tradition of freedom of speech!

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St Jamie of Oliver's Sugar/Booze Laden Treats - Only For The Middle Classes!

Because you can't watch #Wimbledon without strawberries! Here's 5 ways to enjoy those sweet, delicious and nutritious berries of goodness. pic.twitter.com/RXj8lRE0wv

— Jamie Oliver (@jamieoliver) July 3, 2018

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How Very Un PC

My favourite Douglas Bader story. pic.twitter.com/PJOQAkHKy4

— Daniel (@DannyDutch) July 5, 2018

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Nanny Bans The Easter Bunny

What a grey miserable world 'public health' bores want kids to live in https://t.co/f5GWVrhwbR

— Dick Puddlecote (@Dick_Puddlecote) July 4, 2018

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Nailed It!

pic.twitter.com/2lJHGrOWzA

— Mance Rayder 💭 (@mnrothbard) July 1, 2018

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Proof That The Human Race Is Being Dumbed Down!

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