Labour's Pink Bus

I see that Labour intend to try to reach out to women by touring the country in a pink bus.

Errmm, I thought that Nanny hated gender stereotyping and that pink is not meant to be a colour associated with females anymore?

Fuckwits!


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The Pope Touched My Thigh

I am "gemused" to see that the tireless campaigner for women's rights and equality for all, Harriet Harperson, has watered down her "Equality Bill" following divine intervention from Pope Ratzinger.

Seemingly Harperson and ZaNuLabour don't want to go to war with "holy mother church", most especially when the Pope is coming to Britain during an election year.

I realise that Blair believes that the Pope is inflammable etc but, given that he has gone and was responsible for a disastrous fanatical holy war in the Middle East, I would have thought that ZaNuLabour would have shaken free of the shackles of religious fundamentalism by now.

Evidently not!

Politics and religion should be kept separate at all times.

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Harman

I see Harriet Harperson has admitted driving without due care and attention while on her mobile phone, and has managed to get off rather lightly.

Oh hang on a minute, didn't she publicly deny this offence a wee while ago?

It seems that she decided to tell her version of the "truth" to the real court, unlike her statement to her preferred "court of public opinion".

I guess, having "loyally" stood by Brown, she won't be admonished for this by him.

Politicians are truly duplicitous and loathsome.

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Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

What a glorious day my loyal readers!

Sometimes, once in a while, there is news that allows us to have a little hope that Nanny and her acolytes may one day get what they truly deserve.

Such hope was kindled in my chest (can I say "chest" so early in the morning?) when I saw the news that Harriet Harperson is to be prosecuted for her alleged accident earlier this year, and for allegedly driving whilst using a mobile phone.

The icing on the cake is the fact that she denies the charges.

She is of course capable of "misspeaking".

Oh what utter joy there could be if, in the face of her denial, she were to be found guilty!

Maybe she would prefer her personally acclaimed, and publicly derided, "court of public opinion"?

Oh be still my racing heart!

By happy happenstance I am taking my dear old mum (who is still active and alert in her mid 80's) out for a slap up lunch today.

Suffice to say, in light this glorious news, there will be extra lashings of booze!

Extra brandies all round!

I would ask one minor question, why the hell has it taken almost 6 months to bring this to court?

Were Harperson an ordinary mortal, ie one of us, the case I am sure would have been brought to court by now.

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Harperson's Delusions of Power

Our old "friend" the grandstanding, publicity seeking, self promoting Labour Deputy Leader, Harriet Harperson, has thrust herself into the limelight yet again.

This time she has called for a website (Punternet, a site that a.o. advertises and rates male and female prostitutes) based in California to be banned.

She told the Labour Party Conference that it contained "pages and pages of women for sale in London".

Factoid: It also has "men for sale too".

The "sinister" website "fuels the demand for prostitutes" and puts women at risk:

"There is now a website ... where pimps put women on sale for sex and then men who've had sex with them put their comments on line.

It is PunterNet and fuels the demand for prostitutes. It is the ultimate commodification of women and puts women at risk. It is truly degrading."

It was "a sinister development which we are determined to stop".

Do some research Harperson, the site has been around for years (along with countless other sites advertising prostitutes).

Why, only now, do you call for this one site to be banned?

Why do you only speak up for the women advertised on the site, what about the men?

What about all the other sites that advertise prostitutes? There are thousands of them.

Why have you given Punternet such free publciity ahead of all of the other sites that do the same?

Can a third rate British politician really ban a site based in another country, especially one that has the right to freedom of expression enshrined in its constitution?

Well loyal readers, as you all know...she can't, even the habitually gaffe prone and dim witted Harperson knows that.

So what's the real game here then?

Ah, wait a minute, I see...

Harperson said:

"I've raised it with the US Ambassador to London and I've called on California's governor Arnie Schwarzenegger to close it down.

Surely it can't be too difficult for The Terminator to terminate PunterNet and that's what I'm demanding he does. And if he doesn't, I've got a message for Arnie: I'll be back."

Harperson is clinging to the shroud of "celebrity" hoping that by associating herself with a very well known, and reasonably competent, celebrity and politician, some of his success will rub off on her.

Why the need for association with someone famous?

Harperson is after Broon's job, this gives her some pre election publicity that will (in her view) give her a springboard for taking Broon's job after the election.

Surely the Labour Party has better people than this in its ranks?

Thank "The Sky Fairy" that this miserable excuse for a political party will be out of power for a generation come next May.

Haperson will then have to look for a real job.

Will the private sector employ such a person?

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A Question For Harperson

You categorise lap dancing clubs as being immoral.

Aside from your incorrect assertion, given undue and unopposed publicity by a lazy media, about the costs of corporate entertainment in lap dancing clubs being tax deductible (it is not) you have failed to mention that the profits of the clubs and the income earned by the girls/men working in these clubs are taxed.

In other words, Nanny takes a nice little cut from the earnings of these "immoral" establishments and the girls that work in them that you claim are "exploited".

This tax revenue goes towards paying your salary and expenses; ie you are living, in part, off "immoral" (as per your definition) earnings.

Will you be foregoing that part of your earnings that is funded by these "immoral" activities?

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The Relief of Lap Dancing

Congratulations to Harriet Harperson for yet again demonstrating to the world that she and her ilk in Nanny's government are nothing more than a grandstanding, publicity seeking opportunists with little regard for "facts".

Her latest foray into cynical opportunism (recently, when playing at being PM, she called for targets wrt rape trial convictions) comes with her call to end tax relief on corporate entertainment that takes place in lap dancing clubs.

Factoid: as I pointed out yesterday on www.loanbuster.net, corporate entertainment is not tax deductible; neither is she chancellor as far as I am aware.

In other words, she was talking utter bollocks!

Nothing new there then.

It is a pity that the media allowed her airtime to self publicise in this manner, without first checking the facts.

Why didn't the media check the facts first, and challenge her?

Why was she given so much free airtime unchallenged?

It seems to me that we are neither well served by our "government", nor the media.

Why are my taxes paying this woman's salary?

Why are we buying newspapers that report this woman's drivel as though it were fact?

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Harperson

Here's some free advice to Harriet Harperson, wrt her playing at being prime Minister.

Doubtless madam you are enjoying playing at being in charge. However, your suggestion that rape trials should have conviction targets is dangerous, to say the least.

Either the accused is guilty or innocent, you cannot set targets for convictions.

The setting of targets for convictions is the road to dictatorship, and a police state.

You of course are "intelligent" enough to know this, but you have placed your political career and headlines above principles and democracy.

Make the most of playing at being PM, you will never hold the office legitimately.

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Nanny's Nasty Little Blame Game

Whilst it is fair to say that I regard those in the world of banking who have screwed up royally and brought us to the edge of financial ruin as complete knobheads, I would caution against laying the blame full square at their door for this mess.

Nanny and Broon were terribly chummy with these guys during years of plenty, sucking up to them on every possible occasion.

Additionally, as I have noted on www.loanbuster.net on numerous occasions, Nanny herself set up the tripartite regulatory system that has proven to be worse than worthless. Nanny also ensured that every spare penny that we had was spent during years of plenty, instead of keeping a decent sum in reserve for emergencies.

The result?

Financial meltdown!

It is therefore disturbing, to say the least, to see that Broon, Harman et al from ZaNuLabour are happily whipping up public anger (aided and abetted by a compliant and idiotic media) against the bankers.

Bankers, according to Nanny are solely to blame for this mess.

They are not!

The result of this firestorm of negative spin is the attack on Sir Fred Goodwin's house the other evening, by a bunch of criminals claiming to be anarchists.

Nanny should be aware that the last political party that whipped up public anger against bankers, blaming them (Jewish bankers to be precise) for all of societies ills, did so in the 1930's in Germany.

Broon and Harman, in their desperation to play to the gallery and to deflect public criticism of Labour's role in this mess, are emulating the Nazis of 1930's Germany.

The result of their nasty little blame game will be something that they may not be able to control.

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The Court of Public Opinion

Harriet Harman (mooted by some delusional idiots as being a possible "leader") exposed her ignorance and disdain for the rule of law the other day.

Harman played up to ZaNuLabour's hatred of Sir Fred "The Shred", and its desire to divert public attention away from Brown's failings wrt regulation, by stating the the "court of public opinion" outweighed the rule of law.

Aside from the very obvious stupidity and ignorance of Harman, wrt how the law works in a civilised democracy, her comments should send a chill down the spine of anyone who believes in democracy.

By stating that public opinion outweighs the law, she is encouraging a lynch mob mentality in order to satisfy her own short term political ends and in order to conduct a vendetta against a particlualr individual that ZaNuLabour have taken a dislike to.

Be warned, when the state whips up lynch mobs and questions the rule of law, dictatorship is sure to follow.

ZaNuLabour have shown themselves, thanks to Harman's ignorant outburst, in their true colours. The time has come to put them out of our misery once and for all.

I have given Harman some advice on one of my other sites, she should be aware that lynch mobs can turn on those who set them up!

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