Friday, November 20, 2009
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy
What a glorious day my loyal readers!
Sometimes, once in a while, there is news that allows us to have a little hope that Nanny and her acolytes may one day get what they truly deserve.
Such hope was kindled in my chest (can I say "chest" so early in the morning?) when I saw the news that Harriet Harperson is to be prosecuted for her alleged accident earlier this year, and for allegedly driving whilst using a mobile phone.
The icing on the cake is the fact that she denies the charges.
She is of course capable of "misspeaking".
Oh what utter joy there could be if, in the face of her denial, she were to be found guilty!
Maybe she would prefer her personally acclaimed, and publicly derided, "court of public opinion"?
Oh be still my racing heart!
By happy happenstance I am taking my dear old mum (who is still active and alert in her mid 80's) out for a slap up lunch today.
Suffice to say, in light this glorious news, there will be extra lashings of booze!
Extra brandies all round!
I would ask one minor question, why the hell has it taken almost 6 months to bring this to court?
Were Harperson an ordinary mortal, ie one of us, the case I am sure would have been brought to court by now.
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