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Saturday, November 29, 2008

A Nice Little Earner - Double Charge For ID Cards

A Nice Little EarnerNanny's much derided id card scheme has been revealed as cheap and slimy way to make money.

Those of you who are undergoing a sex change will be allowed two cards, one in each gender. However, you will have to pay twice.

Women who want to change their names when they marry will have to pay £100, and will have to update their entry on the new ID cards database and pay £30 if they want a card with their husband's surname.

Refusing to update the ID database of any change in circumstance, eg a new address, will result in a minimum fine of £125 rising to a maximum of £1,000.

Fines, which can be issued by post, email or fax, will also apply if cardholders fail to report lost or stolen cards.

Replacement cards will cost £30.

A nice little earner!


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  1. Anonymous5:18 PM

    If I am forced to have an ID card, then the Stazi who come to enforce such a fine when I refuse will know what it is like to be forced to give a DNA sample.

    Blood. Taken by me. Forcefully.

    I've NEVER had to resort to violence, but I think it would be justified in this instance.

    I WILL fight to the death over this, and I am sure I am not the only one.

  2. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Nanny's much derided id card scheme has been revealed as cheap and slimy way to make money.

    Please tell me we all knew that anyway.
    Or have us prols become so conditioned to belive it really is for our protection?

    I would rather they just mugged me in the street for the money, it's more honest

  3. Anonymous12:53 AM

    So, how much would it cost a family of 4 to move to a new address?

    I suppose if they were a family claiming asylum on arrival at Stansted they would be given housing, food and a free ID card?ave to

    What about council housed families being moved around or anti-social behaviour - would they have to pay for new ID cards every few weeks?

    Elderly people being shunted around care homes?

    Travellers in their caravans ... - a new card every week?

    Why are they so keen on this - other then the cash?

    Is it another EU diktat that they cannot avoid?

    Or is it that this is one things they CAN be in control of because it is NOT an EU diktat?


  4. I renewed my passport 10 months early, last week.
    Only to avoid having to refuse to attend interviews and refuse an ID card.
    Sod them!

  5. Anonymous9:56 PM

    There is such strong and widespread antipathy in the country towards the ID card that, surely, on this one matter there are enough people to stand together and simply refuse to obey?

    I wonder if the 'No to ID Cards' people are organising anything?


  6. Anonymous10:15 PM

    They are and, in case others might, like myself, be catching up, here is a link: