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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Pink Pussies

CatA question for all my loyal readers out there in cyber space.

What do you think of pink pussies?

Personally I am not a huge fan of them myself, but apparently some people are.

I ask because I was reading the story of "Oi! Kitty", a white cat dyed pink (using safe non toxic food colouring) by its owner.

Oi! Kitty was found by some bloke coming back from the pub recently, and handed into the RSPCA.

The owner, having seen the publicity, was relieved that her missing pink pussy had been spotted and asked for it to be returned.

The RSPCA have duly done so.

However, they could not resist being a tad "Nannying", they popped round to give some "advice" as to how to treat pussies (even though no crime, harm, or mistreatment had been done to Oi! Kitty).

Now I am a great lover of pussies and other wee beasties, and fully support the work that the RSPCA does (indeed our own little pussy "Rosie" was adopted from an RSPCA cat shelter). However, given that no harm was done to Oi! Kitty (aside from it being hugely embarrassed, when socialising with its cat chums, at being dyed pink), was a "Nannytype" lecture really needed?

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  1. Tonk.4:02 PM


    I used to support the RSPCA however, not any more.....They see themselves as a part of the criminal justice system....I can't see how a charity can be animal police, prosecutors and executioners....These should be functions of the state, not a charity however well meaning they may think they are.

  2. Archroy8:35 PM

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, again...

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of
    its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to
    live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.
    The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may
    at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own
    good will torment us without end for they do so with the
    approval of their own conscience." --C.S.Lewis.

  3. Uncle John8:52 AM

    THIS would be a good case for RSPCA to take up (Kilo-chortle)

    [Daily Telegraph, 29 Sept]"Rare pink hippo spotted"

    Will and Matt Burrard-Lucas, were visiting the Masai Mara in Kenya, hunting the wildebeest migration, only to find a pink hippo./-/According to the brothers, the hippo is leucitic and not albino as it had some pigmented spots and dark eyes. Leucistic animals often do not survive in the wild as they are visible to predators and get sunburnt. Hippos however are large enough to fend off rare attackers, while using their sweat as sunscreen.
    "It was a young one as it is much smaller than the other hippos and always stayed close to its mother," said Will, who added that it was "very shy" and hid behind its mother.