Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, October 31, 2014


It being Halloween again, I will be carving a very large pumpkin but battening down the hatches in preparation for the annual avalanche of trick or treaters (an annoying custom imported from the USA).

The only person I will be opening my door to this evening will be the Tesco delivery man, who is scheduled to deliver 96 cans of Red Stripe! I would note that, thusfar, Red Stripe cans do not besport their calorie content.

Happy Halloween everyone!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous12:15 PM

    An average man needs about 2,500 calories a day to live.

    A 70cl bottle of Smirnoff vodka contains 1,450 calories and 2 Big Mac’s have about 1,100 calories. A total of 2,550.

    That’s me sorted.

    I am all for showing the calorie content on booze 'cos I don't want to waste time and money on unnecessary eating.

  2. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Are there really 2 Big Macs? What belongs to each of them as suggested because you seem to have missed out part of your sentence, as in 2 Big Mac's.... 2 Big Mac's what? Do you mean 2 Big Macs' 4 Big Macs? That would be too many calories wouldn't it? Or should that be calorie's?