Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

What's In Santa's Magic Sack?

Oh dear, be careful what you pull out of Santa's sack this Christmas everyone!

Parents in Pill were in for a rude surprise on Saturday when they discovered that some of the goodies given to their children by the local Santa in a Salvation Army hall were distinctly adult-themed.

Salvation Army Officer Nicholas Ward lis quoted by the Bristol Post:
"It has come to our attention that some children received inappropriate toys from Father Christmas at tonight's 'Santa's Grotto'.

We are very sorry for this and will take this issue up with the Christmas Lights committee, who provide the toys for Father Christmas to distribute.

That said, we would like to thank Santa for his time and for all the families who shared in our Winter Wonderland.

We hope you had a good night and please accept our apologies for any offence these toys might have caused you and your children."
For a pleasant change, people took this cock up with good humour and didn't play the "won't someone think of the children?" card!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

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