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Showing posts with label pubs. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Nanny's Orwellian Crackdown: Turning Pubs into Free Speech Gulags

 
In what can only be described as a descent into a modern-day Orwellian nightmare, Labour's recent employment reforms have taken aim at one of the last bastions of unfiltered British culture: the pub. The Labour government, with its newfound zeal for micromanaging the minutiae of everyday life, has introduced policies that effectively transform local watering holes into no-go zones for free speech. Here's why this should alarm every Brit who cherishes the right to a good, old-fashioned debate over a pint.

From Cheers to Censorship

The heart of the issue lies in Labour's reinterpretation of harassment laws within the confines of pubs. Under the guise of protecting workers, the new employment rights bill mandates that landlords play the role of "banter police," surveilling conversations to prevent any potentially offensive remarks. This means that discussions on topics like politics, religion, or even football could be curtailed if someone finds them "harassing." Imagine the scene: two blokes at the bar, one a staunch supporter of Brexit, the other a remainer, both now needing to whisper their opinions lest they offend someone or, worse, the pub staff.

EHRC's Alarm

Even the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC), not typically known for its libertarian stance, has raised red flags over these measures. The EHRC warns that Labour's approach risks severely curtailing freedom of expression, which is supposedly a fundamental right in this country. This is not about protecting the vulnerable from real harassment but about pre-emptively silencing any conversation that might stir controversy, thereby stripping pubs of their role as communal discussion forums.

A Culture of Fear

The implications are vast and deeply troubling. Pub landlords, already grappling with the economic fallout from various policies, now face the additional burden of policing speech. This doesn't just infringe on the rights of the patrons; it places an unfair onus on landlords, potentially leading to fewer people daring to voice their opinions for fear of repercussions. The chilling effect this has on free speech cannot be overstated. Pubs, which have historically been places where ideas are exchanged freely, now risk becoming sterile environments where only safe, government-approved topics are discussed.

The Irony of Labour's Legacy

It's a cruel irony that Labour, a party with roots in workers' rights and free speech, now champions policies that could very well be Orwell's "1984" in action. By attempting to regulate speech in such an intimate setting as the pub, Labour reveals its true colours: not as a guardian of liberty but as an architect of control. This move isn't just about protecting workers; it's about controlling the narrative, about ensuring that only the "right" kind of speech is heard, thereby eroding the very essence of British pub culture.

A Call to Arms

The British public must see this for what it is: an assault on the freedoms they hold dear. The government's role should not be to dictate what can be said over a pint but to protect the right to say it. The Labour Party needs to be reminded that freedom of speech is not a luxury but a necessity, especially in the informal settings where ideas are freely exchanged. If we allow this precedent to stand, we're not just losing our pubs; we're losing our voice.

In conclusion, Labour's employment reforms are a stark reminder that when government oversteps to regulate personal interactions, the cost is often our most cherished liberties. The time to speak out is now, before the only conversation left in pubs is the silent nod of agreement with the status quo. Let's not allow our local to become a place where freedom once rang but now lies silenced under the heavy hand of state control.



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Tuesday, September 24, 2024

No Beer Keir To Fuck Up The Pub Trade

No Beer Keir is known for being thin skinned and for holding a grudge. As such it should come as no surprise at all to learn that he is still smarting from being barred from the Raven pub in 2021.

Starmer, having decreed the smoking in pub gardens is to be banned wants to further throttle the pub trade by fucking with the opening hours. The fake reason being given is to improve the nation's health and thereby protect the failed ancient dinosaur aka the NHS.

In reality No Beer just wants to destroy the pub trade.


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Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Dover Castle Pub Falls Foul of Brighton Council's Fussbuckets


Yesterday I noted that the good people of the Caxton Arms in Brighton had fallen foul of the council's fussbuckets, and were forbidden from opening because their outside space was not considered "safe".

Within hours it seems some form of compromise has been reached, and the Caxton Arms has been allowed to open today.

Sadly the same fussbuckets stuck their unwelcome noses into the affairs of the Dover Castle, and deemed their outside space not to be "safe".

As such, the Dover was forced to cancel its reopening at the very last minute.

With luck, the jobsworth's in the council will be persuaded to step back from this nonsense and allow the pub to reopen.


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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Two Tier Pubs?

 

It's an interesting idea.

However, given that most under 40's will not have a jab for a while, is is practical?


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Thursday, November 26, 2020

IRONY KLAXON - Pubs are Safer Than Homes

 


As England awaits news from our lord and masters in the public health lobby as to which Tier we will be placed in (SPOILER ALERT: hardly any region, if at all, will be in Tier 1), and the economy and hospitality industry is destroyed, I draw your attention to the above information from SAGE.

Pubs are safer than homes!

Therefore Nanny, by shutting the pubs, has in fact increased the spread of Covid; as people have been socialising in their Covid infested sealed homes rather than in clean, socially distanced, well ventilated pubs!


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Monday, September 28, 2020

Nanny U Turns on Parliament's Open Bars

 

Nice try Nanny, you almost got away with it!


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Nanny's Hypocrisy - Parliament's Bars Don't Shut at 10PM




 

Well blinkey, blonky, blimey!

It appears that despite having ordered the rest of us to stop drinking at 10PM Nanny, in the shape of our "respected" MPs, is not applying the rule to her own private (taxpayer subsidised) bars in the Palarse of Westminster.

Quelle surprise!


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Thursday, August 06, 2020

Thousands of PHE Covid Deaths Were Fake - Yet The BBC Still Reports Them


It seems that the review into PHE's shambolic and useless misreporting of covid deaths will see the light of day on Friday.

It is expected that thousands of covid deaths are to be removed from the statistics, as these people didn't die from covid.

Ironically, despite the fact that PHE's stats have been proven to be wrong, the BBC continues to use them as the basis for its "news" reports!
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Monday, July 06, 2020

Shock, Horror, Probe - No Weekend Carnage!


Contrary to what certain sections of the media had been hoping and hyping for, the reopening of the pubs this weekend didn't result in carnage.

Which rather goes to show that the media are not serving this country well!

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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Pub Curmudgeon Nails It

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Thursday, April 19, 2018

Nanny To Ban Straws

Plastic straws, drink stirrers and plastic-stemmed cotton buds could soon be banned from sale in England under a plan drawn up by Nanny.

Theoretically, the move is aimed at protecting rivers and oceans from the growing problem of plastic pollution. However, it will also enable Nanny to meet the requirements of a 25-year plan to eliminate avoidable plastic waste.

As we know, Nanny loves ticking boxes!


Subject to a consultation which is to be launched later this year, the products would be banned from sale and officials would work with industry to develop alternatives.

I was offered a reusable perspex straw in a pub on Monday, I would have had to pay a £2 deposit. I asked how they cleaned them, with a small brush apparently. Suffice to say I declined.

Once Nanny has banned everything on the planet, all she will have left to ban is life itself!

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Monday, March 19, 2018

Smoking Ban Causing Loneliness


Nanny has never grasped the fundamental law of the universe, namely that if you tamper with one part of a complex system it will have effects on other parts of that system.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Kids Drinking Less - The End Of Civilisation As We Know It!

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Alcohol Free "Pub"


I see Jamie Walker has set up Dry, an alcohol free pub in Edinburgh.

He is quoted by The Morning Advertiser as saying:
"A choice hasn't really been given in Edinburgh tp be able to go to an alcohol free space."
Every success and all that, but aren't alcohol free "pubs" called cafes?

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Thursday, June 25, 2015

The Right To Offend


Commiserations and respect to Micky Quinn, landlord of The Fleming Arms on the Isle of Wight, who has managed to irk Nanny by use a pub A board to write politically incorrect musings.

The signs say things such as ‘Feminism is soooo cute’, ‘Can dyslexics read Welsh?’ and 'Fat people are harder to kidnap – stay safe’.

Mr Quinn is quoted by The Metro as saying that insists he ‘just wants to make people laugh’ with his boards.

However, he said:
Someone said they were offended we used the word kidnap because people get kidnapped every day.

The police rang me and said there’s nothing they can do about it but can I hurry up and put a new sign up.
A spokesperson from Hampshire Constabulary confirmed the reports.
We have received two complaints from members of the public about signs displayed on Binstead Hill in Ryde, Isle of Wight.

No criminal offences have been identified at this time.’
That being the case Mr Quinn can carry on writing his non pc messages.

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Monday, June 01, 2015

Prats of The Week - Peta

Oh dear how sad to see that there is no end to the prattery of some organisations.

Step forward Peta (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) who have decided that a pub founded in the eighth century in St Albans has a name that is very uncool for the 21st century, and which Peta want banned.

Peta want Ye Olde Fighting Cocks to be renamed Ye Olde Clever Cocks to "reflect compassion for animals". Cue complaints about sexism!

Peta director Mimi Bekhechi is quoted by the Telegraph:
"Changing the name would reflect today's rejection of needless violence and help celebrate chickens as the intelligent, sensitive and social animals they are.

Today, kind people are appalled by the thought of forcing birds to fight to the death and more people than ever are making the compassionate choice not to eat chickens, either." 
That has of course got fark all to do with the name of a pub!

There are surely enough real issues wrt actual cruelty to animals that Peta should be devoting its time and money on, not this absurd waste of time.

Peta, well deserving Prats of The Week!


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Thursday, October 09, 2014

Won't Someone Think of The Children?

The sad thing about living in a Nanny state is that it seems to leach some people's senses of humour out of them, especially when it comes to Nanny's child centric fetish.

Step forward the good people of the Black Lion pub in Leighton Buzzard, who put up an amusing chalkboard sign that said staff would nail children who are running around to the table.

Clearly anyone with half a brain can see that this was written tongue in cheek.




Sadly some people haven't got half a brain. Debbie Bird, editor of Babyworld.co.uk, told The Mirror it is important young children are ‘exposed to social events’ such as pubs and restaurants, and that she considers the sign to be aggressive.

One anonymous Facebook user suggesting the owners of the pub should be ‘arrested for promoting child abuse’.

How absolutely pathetic!

Children who are being a pain in the arse should not be in pubs, period!

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Friday, October 25, 2013

Nanny Bans Condoms

According to a recent report in the Independent the police in Edinburgh are trying to get condoms, and items of a "sexual nature", banned from Edinburgh’s licensed saunas.

Re the condoms, I am a tad confused here, people (male and female carry these in their purses/wallets, and indeed are advised to use them by Nanny in order to lessen the chances of spreading diseases). Does this mean that people entering such premises in Edinburgh will be searched for condoms before being allowed in?

Furthermore many pubs have condom vending machines, does this mean that those pubs in Edinburgh with these machines will be in danger of losing their licences?

This policy seems a tad unworkable to my simple mind!

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Fag Lovers To Be Segregated


As loyal readers know, Nanny hates fags and those who use them.

Aside from taxing the product to death, and imposing bizarre restrictions on packaging etc Nanny some years ago (2006/07 was it not?) forbade people to smoke inside pubs, clubs, offices etc. This of course created Tony Blair's much wished for "outside cafe culture"; wherein people stand around outside pubs, clubs and offices come rain or shine puffing away on their fags.

Needless to say Nanny is now very annoyed about this.

For why?

It seems that there are some on the septic isle who believe that they will die of cancer if they so much as see a fag or inhale, albeit ever so briefly, a waft of smoke.

Barbara Harpham, national director of Heart Research UK and a strong advocate of the anti-smoking laws, was recently quoted by the BBC:
"Sometimes it's like stepping out into a mist.

The majority of people don't like smoking but when they go outside it's imposed on them.

If people want to smoke outdoors they should be able to, but you don't want kids going where there are people smoking." 
Won't someone think of the children???

Oh pass the sickbag someone!

Harman's solution?

Segregation!

Outdoor smoking and non-smoking areas.

Oh yes, that will work!


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Monday, June 17, 2013

CCTV Free Pubs


I am pleased to see that pubs in England and Wales with no history of trouble will no longer be forced by local authorities to install CCTV systems, that at least is what Nanny has said she wants.

The Information Commissioner had said it was seriously concerned by the number of new CCTV cameras being foisted on trouble free pubs; as such the Department for Communities and Local Government is to issue new guidance to licensing authorities.

The new code of practice is aimed at encouraging police and local authorities to consider whether putting in new cameras is "appropriate" in all cases.

Community Pubs Minister Brandon Lewis is quoted by the BBC:
"CCTV has a role to play in stopping and deterring crime in anti-social behaviour hotspots.

But well-run community pubs that don't have a public order problem shouldn't be tarred with the same brush."
As to whether local authorities pay heed to the proposed new guidance of course remains to be seen!

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