Nanny's Fake Flu Stats

 

BREAKING: A "tidal wave" of flu infections has led to a 70% increase in hospital admissions in England in just seven days, the NHS has said.

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— Sky News (@SkyNews) December 12, 2024

Nanny would have us belive that there is a "tidal wave" of flu cases hitting her beloved NHS.

The claim that there has been a "tidal wave" of flu infections leading to a 70% increase in hospital admissions in England in just seven days is bollocks, and is not supported by the most recent data available. 

According to recent NHS England reports, flu hospital admissions have indeed increased, but the specifics vary: An earlier report from NHS England indicated a significant rise in flu cases, with hospital admissions increasing by 40% in a week as of the week ending December 11, 2022, not 70%. 

More current data from December 2024 shows that flu hospital admissions are at their highest level this winter, but without specifying a 70% increase in just seven days. For instance, the admission rate for flu was reported as 6.8 per 100,000 people in the week to December 31, up from 5.1 the previous week, indicating an increase but not to the extent of 70%.

Therefore, while flu cases and hospital admissions have notably increased, the specific claim of a 70% increase in just seven days does not align with the latest available data. It's important to check the most recent and reliable sources for the most accurate figures.

The lesson here is do not rust Nanny or the NHS!

 
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Red Wine Limits Flu

Hoorah, it seems that drinking red wine can help limit flu symptoms.

The Spectator reports that a compound found in foods such as black tea, red wine and blueberries can prevent severe flu infections in mice, according to new research published in the journal Science.

The research, by the Washington University School of Medicine, also indicates that consuming the plant flavonoids before flu develops will limit its impact.

So there you have it folks, start drinkming red wine now in order to reduce the risk of a severe flu infection in the winter!

 

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Nanny Bans Man Flu - It's Sexist!

As per the Telegraph:

"Jeremy Vine, the BBC radio presenter, has been reported under the broadcaster's "equality and diversity code" for saying he had man flu. 

The 50-year-old broadcaster revealed he was suffering from a persistent cough at night after falling ill a few days ago during a feature about Victorian ailments on his Radio 2 lunchtime show."

Are people farking stupid?

Do they have so much time on their hands, that they deliberately look for things to be offended about?
 

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Nanny's Flu Vaccine Is Bollocks

It seems that Nanny's flu vaccine, that she implored us all to have, is in fact bollocks and doesn't work.

Evidence shows that the vaccine is stopping only three out of every 100 vaccinated people from developing symptoms.

What a complete and utter waste of time and money!

One wonders exactly why Nanny is so keen for us to have had this vaccine?

Still at least the drug companies made a fortune out of the vaccination programme!

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