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Showing posts with label sexism. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 14, 2023

Aviva Bans White Males


 

For reasons best know to herself the ironically named Amanda Blanc (CEO of Aviva) insists that she signs off on all new white male recruits (lest they actually get hired).

She seems to think that this is something to be proud of, even though this policy is both racist and sexist.

In reality companies that go down the woke route end up reversing the policies as they inevitably lead to higher costs and lost revenues.

Go woke, go broke!


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Friday, April 30, 2021

Nanny Bans "Boys" and "Girls"

 

Training kids to look for offence in everything they see, hear and do will not benefit them when they enter the real world.


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Monday, September 07, 2020

UN Confirms That There Are Two Genders

It is a tad puzzling that the UN in their tweet chose to use that particular extract of the UN Secretary General's speech to young women at a town hall meeting, given that a lot of what he said was in fact perfectly reasonable.

Therefore why use the part that makes him sound unhinged? 

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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Petrol Pumps Are Sexist

 

The Mirror reports that Melanie Morgan is accusing petrol stations of sexism because their huge 'male-designed' pump handles hurt her 'small hands' - forcing her to get her partner to fill up their van.

Seemingly she struggled to grasp a petrol pump to 'prove' to partner Jared Griffiths that filling up their Ford Tourneo Independence was a strain on her small hands.

She accused garages of 'everyday sexism' on social media when her struggles filling up the van at pumps she believes are designed with men in mind.

I am surprised that she hasn't also pointed out the very obvious sexism of the insertion of the pump into the car's petrol hole!

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Monday, October 14, 2019

Racist, Sexist and Ageist - His Parents Must Be So Proud!

Someone tell him that, unless climate change hasn't killed him off, he will one day become an old white man!

UPDATE

Twitter have deleted the above tweet from XR, because it breaches their rules!


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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Nanny May's Legacy


As per the Guardian:
"Two television ads, one featuring new dads bungling comically while looking after their babies and the other a woman sitting next to a pram, have become the first to be banned under new rules designed to reduce gender stereotyping.

The Advertising Standards Authority banned the ads, for Volkswagen and Philadelphia cream cheese, following complaints from the public that they perpetuated harmful stereotypes.

The new rules, introduced at the beginning of the year, ban the depiction of men and women engaged in gender-stereotypical activities to help stop “limiting how people see themselves and how others see them and the life decisions they take”.

The ad for Volkswagen’s electric eGolf vehicle showed a series of scenes including a man and a woman in a tent on a sheer cliff face, two male astronauts, a male para-athlete and a woman sitting on a bench next to a pram. Text stated: “When we learn to adapt we can achieve anything.”

Complainants said the ad showed men engaged in adventurous activities, that unlike her male counterpart, the female rock climber was “passive” because she was asleep, and that the woman with the pram was depicted in a stereotypical care-giving role.

Volkswagen said its ad was not sexist and that caring for a newborn was a life-changing experience about adaptation, regardless of the gender of the parent depicted."
May's legacy will be with us for years!

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Outrage Sells Knickers

M&S are no doubt delighted at the extra publicity that the "outrage" has given them.

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Friday, October 19, 2018

Nanny Bans "Mansize" Tissues



Kleenex is scrapping "Mansize" branding from its tissue boxes after 60 years on the shelves as consumers called it out for being sexist. 

The company said the tissues would now be called "Extra Large".

What utter fuckwittery!

However, since Nanny is on the lookout for "sexist" names etc here are some that should be banned as per Liz Kershaw:

- Woman's Hours

-Woman's Own

-Woman's Weekly etc

Feel free to add your own!

Utter crap!

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Apparently iPhones Are Sexist...

Feminists are spitting mad after Apple sexistly created an iPhone that was too large for tiny female hands, which are one inch smaller than the average man's hand according to a 2015 study. 

Yawn....

How does Trump manage to tweet so incessantly then, given that he has tiny hands???

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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Nanny Bans Vaginas and Renames Them "Front Holes"


As per Healthline as quoted by The Cauldron Pool:
"For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the medical term ‘vagina.’ This is gender-inclusive language."
Unsurprisingly Healthline have been ridiculed for this nonsense therefore, unsurprisingly, they have revised their article:
"For the purpose of this guide, we’ve chosen to include alternative words for readers to use for their genitals. For example, some trans men choose to use the words ‘front hole’ or ‘internal genital’ instead of ‘vagina.’

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Thursday, August 09, 2018

Nanny Plumbs New Depths of Stupidity! - #BurkaGate


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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Oh The Irony!


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Thursday, May 10, 2018

In Which The Guardian Crafts a Headline That is Both Racist and Misogynistic



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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Cat Smith Talks Bollocks!



As long as the rules are applied to everyone, irrespective of age, sex, colour etc etc, then there is no disenfranchisement.

Following Smith's "logic" shall I tell my bank that their requirement to check my id when I draw a large sum of money, or when an airline checks my id before I board a plane is unfair?

No, I thought not!

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Thursday, February 01, 2018

Grid Girls Banned

How ironic that in the 100th year that women got the vote, women's freedom of choice about what they may, or may not, wish to do has been restricted.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Equality For All, Except In Auntie's World


How ironic that Auntie, the bastion and propagandist for all things pc, doesn't pay her female staff the same as her male staff!

Thankfully Auntie hasn't had any sexual harassment scandals to further tarnish her pc image...oh wait!

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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Nanny Hates Sleeping Beauty


As expected, the media hysteria over the alleged behaviour of certain celebrities and politicians has had a knock on effect in the real world.

Sarah Hall, from Northumberland Park, has decided that the fairytale Sleeping Beauty promotes unacceptable behaviour which shouldn’t be read to young children.
She is of the view that it teaches children that it is ok to kiss a woman while she’s asleep, which she says is not acceptable.

ChronicleLive reports that she left a comment in her son’s record book, and contacted his school to ask if books featuring it could be taken out of circulation for younger classes.

She said:
 “In today’s society, it isn’t appropriate - my son is only six, he absorbs everything he sees, and it isn’t as if I can turn it into a constructive conversation.
Mum Sarah Hall says storybooks like this shouldn't be presented to young children
“I don’t think taking Sleeping Beauty books out of circulation completely would be right. I actually think it would be a great resource for older children, you could have a conversation around it, you could talk about consent, and how the Princess might feel.

But I’m really concerned about it for younger children, would really welcome a conversation about whether this is suitable material."
She said:
“I think it’s a specific issue in the Sleeping Beauty story about sexual behaviour and consent.

It’s about saying is this still relevant, is it appropriate?”
All very well except, as with everything in life, deeds and words must be taken and judged in context. The kiss is in no manner or means portrayed in the fairytale as being sexual; ie it is clearly not an assault.

Kate Edwards, chief executive of Seven Stories, the national centre for children's books , argued stories like Sleeping Beauty have an important cultural and traditional role to play, and shouldn't be lost - but they can be 'played with'.
"The fairytale tradition is rooted in moral instruction, telling children what's right and wrong.

Of course, the cultural context and moral have changed hugely, so it's important that children are given cultural context - but you can do that without losing these stories.

We would always want to explore that story and its cultural relevance and rights and wrongs, as well as playing with it a bit.

Children have a strong sense of right and wrong, and talking about stories is a good way to access that.

We would also point to a lot of retellings of Sleeping Beauty, like The Worst Princess, which keep elements of the story but with a very empowered princess."
What about stories such as Little Red Riding Hood?

Surely being chased by a ravenous wolf is far more threatening?

More to the point, surely the attempted poisoning of Sleeping Beauty by the evil queen is not acceptable either?

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Thursday, November 02, 2017

Auntie Wants To Ban Men


All of the women I know (be they friends or ex colleagues etc) would, were they on the receiving end of an unwanted advance, put the person firmly in his/her place either verbally or with a slap.

That would be the end of the matter.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Nanny Has Major Sense of Humour Failure


Oh dear Nanny really has a had a major sense of humour failure wrt funds raised for Shropshire Community Health NHS Trust.

It seems that because the funds were raised by men dressed as nurses, the hospital has turned down a donation.

For why?

Nanny believes that their behaviour was "highly-sexualised" and "demeaning".

The Telegraph reports that the men raised £2,500 in the event in Ludlow, Shropshire, which sees them dress up as female nurses and take to the streets with collection buckets.

The fundraising drive for Shropshire Community Health NHS Trust has been taking place without complaint for 30 years, raising around £90,000 in total.

However, Jan Ditheridge, chief executive of the trust, said she is not comfortable with how the event portrays medical staff and refused the donation.

In a letter to the Ludlow Hospital League of Friends, Ms Ditheridge and chair of the trust Mike Ridley, said:
"The presentation of men dressed as female nurse sin a highly-sexualised and demeaning way is wrong, very outdated and insulting to the profession."
Peter Corfield, chairman of the League of Friends of Ludlow Hospital, described the refusal of the cash as "absolutely ridiculous."

He added:
"The event has always run with the full knowledge and support of the hospital and primary care trust management with participation by NHS staff.

The whole thing is a light-hearted fundraiser which has raised between £2,500 and £6,500 each year and so over that period of time it's a very tidy sum."
Ms Ditheridge, chief executive of the trust said:
"It isn't okay to portray healthcare professionals in this way.

We have previously asked that this doesn't happen and therefore don't think it's right to accept any money associated with this activity.

I'm sure the event was organised with the best intentions and we are sorry if it's made people feel uncomfortable or embarrassed.

Many people kindly and selflessly raise money for our organisation, and especially for our hospitals. We are eternally grateful for that."
Dear oh dear :(
 
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Monday, August 14, 2017

Gender Neutral Shoes Pave The Way To Utopia!


Now that Nanny has sorted that "major injustice" out, she will turn her attention to the less pressing problems of world peace and an end to poverty and hunger!

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