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Nanny Knows Best
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Showing posts with label pensions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pensions. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Joe Haines Proves Nanny Is Talking Out of Her Arse!

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Monday, January 23, 2017

Eat More Pies - Viz Nails It


It's funny because it's true!

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Happy Budget Day!


Today is Budget Day, be still my beating heart!

As such, Nanny will do her level best to extract ever more money out of us and meddle in our daily lives via changing tax rates, rules and regulations etc so that we are made to think that she is busy doing something useful.

Permit me if you will, a minor venting of my spleen on the issue of Nanny's financial meddling.

As loyal readers know, Nanny loves to lecture us about our eating, drinking, smoking, exercise habits on the pretext that she wants us to live longer.

I ask though, what is the point of living longer?

The elderly are treated appallingly in many of Nanny's care homes, in fact some elderly people are literally starved to death.

Those that escape care homes find their pensions (both state and private) buggered around with because of Nanny's ever changing rules on retirement ages, tax, size of allowable pension pot, amount of state pension etc etc.

Therefore I ask, what is the point of living longer or even bothering to save for retirement when, one way or another, Nanny will rob you blind and starve you to death?

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Friday, September 07, 2012

Booze Matters - Nanny Tries To Save Pensioners



Pass the sick bag someone, I see that Nanny is now having a go at the drinking habits of pensioners.

The BBC's Panorama programme, no doubt at the behest of Nanny, decided to ask Sheffield University to model the effects of a 50p per unit minimum price.

Statisticians estimated the effect would be 50,000 fewer alcohol-related deaths in England among over 65s, over the course of 10 years.

Suffice to say this will now feature on next Monday's Panorama which airs ("oddly" enough) at the same time as Andrew Lansley (who thought minimum pricing was bollocks) has been sacked and the Home Orifice is saying the following:
 "We will introduce a minimum unit price for alcohol, ensuring for the first time that alcohol can only be sold at a sensible and appropriate price. 

The proposal has the backing of the Royal College of Physicians and the Association of Chief Police Officers and could mean 50,000 fewer crimes and around 900 fewer alcohol related deaths per year by the end of the decade.

We will consult on the level of minimum unit price in the autumn.” 
There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Nanny has made her mind up and is using the BBC to do her dirty work for her by pre empting a "hue and cry" over pensioner deaths from alcohol.

In the programme, according to the Telegraph, Sarah Wadd, director of the Substance Misuse and Ageing Research Team at the University of Bedfordshire, says:
We might be on a cusp of an epidemic of people drinking problematically in old age.
"We might be"???

That doesn't sound very scientific to me!

Dr Richard Aspinall, a liver specialist at Queen Alexandra Hospital in Portsmouth, said:
"We think of a very visible social disorder, consequences of young people binge drinking on a Saturday night in our town centres but what’s much more hidden is quiet, below the radar drinking at home and it’s very easy for people to drink more than they are actually aware of, to get above the safe limits.”
FFS!

Nanny pretends to be concerned about the welfare of pensioners, that makes me puke!

Were Nanny to be really so concerned about pensioners welfare and well being, she would address the following issues:

- The lousy level of pensions
- The disgraceful "quality" of care being provided to the elderly by public and private healthcare organisations
- Discrimination being practised against the elderly by the NHS in terms of speed and quality of treatments offered
- The patronising treatment of the elderly by society as a whole, and most specifically the state
- The right to assisted death with dignity, as and when someone (not necessarily elderly) wants it etc.

Nanny will not address these issues, instead she will focus on Cameron's fetish of minimum alcohol pricing.

As and when I start to enter my final years I can assure you that the thought of ending up in one of Nanny's homes, on a drip wallowing in my own shit, unwashed uncared for will most certainly drive me to drink.

I want no part Nanny's system for the elderly and will most assuredly (if I am still physically/mentally able) end my days with dignity with a bottle of vodka and a box of pills before Nanny can get her bony hands on me!

This country offers elderly people nothing but misery to look forward to, Nanny should be subsidising their drink not taxing it!

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Happy Strike Day Folks



Happy Public Sector Strike Day folks!

I think the above picture sums up the state of the country, and its educashun system, very well!

DAMP SQUIB UPDATE

BBC: "Early indications" show significantly less than a third of civil servants are taking strike action today

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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Got To Pick a Pocket or Two.. II

BS

Following on from yesterday's article about Nanny ignoring fiscal reality, and merrily devising new methods of taxing us further in order to meet her personal expenditure requirements, I think it would be appropriate to mention public sector pensions.

To be precise, if the word "precise" can ever be used to describe public sector pensions, the aggregate public sector net liability for unfunded pensions which is estimated by some to be around £1 Trillion (note the total level of public sector debt of the UK stands at £4.8 Trillion).

How do we pay public sector pensions?

Via tax revenues as, unlike the private sector, there is no pension fund (pot of money) set aside to pay for them.

How does the government budget, ie set tax rates, for public sector pensions that are payable for another 10-20 years?

They use a discount rate.

What is a discount rate?

This is the rate applied to current pension payments to tell Nanny what she will need in terms of funding to cover them over 10-20 years.

What is the discount rate used by Nanny to set her tax/pension budget?

According to Robert Peston it is 3%.

OK so far?

Not really!

Why?

The UK economy hasn't grown at 3% for quite a number of years!

In other words the pensions/tax budget that Nanny is using to calculate/cover future unfunded public sector pensions liabilities is bollocks!

This means that when the bills need to be settled over the coming 10-20 years, either taxes will have to go up or public sector pensions will have to be cut.

Needless to say, Nanny hasn't told anyone that yet!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries