Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach

From page 3 of the Sunday Times. She sounds like enough of a crank to be invited to Downing Street to set food policy. pic.twitter.com/J369RXNJ2n

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) June 17, 2018

I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

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Nanny Bans Large Puddings

Seemingly Nanny, in the shape of Jeremy Hunt, has decreed that large puddings served in restaurants, pubs etc are to be banned. In the event the restaurants disobey Hunt, he will name and shame them!

As well as reducing the size of desserts, food chains including Pizza Hut, McDonald’s and Starbucks have also been told to reduce the amount of sugar and calorific content in their food.

As per The Times, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt told a private meeting of more than 100 food companies that the performance of each individual food chain would be monitored and those that failed to take action would be named and shamed.

“Going out to eat is no longer a treat. It’s a regular habit for many families and is contributing significantly to the extra calories and sugar that we all consume on a daily basis.

We can't ignore the changing habits of consumers. This means we expect the whole of the out-of-home sector - coffee shops, pubs and family restaurants, quick service restaurants, takeaways, cafes, contract caterers and mass catering suppliers - to step up and deliver on sugar reduction.”

I thought that, as a consumer and adult, I had freedom of choice wrt what I eat and how much I eat (subject to me being able to afford to pay for it)?

Evidently I was wrong!

Naming and shaming establishments that serve large portions will of course backfire, as it will give them excellent publicity!

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The Dangers of Puddings

'Tis the season to be jolly etc..unless that is you are Nanny!

As we prepare for our Christmas feasts, let us not forget that it is not just a time for stuffing a nice bird and for sinking our teeth into that same hot bird with plump breasts and tender thighs; but also a time for luxuriating in something hot and steamy.

I refer of course to puddings!

Unfortunately those of you shop at one of the Tesco stores in Southampton may have a wee spot of bother buying your puddings, for it seems that at Tesco they regard hot puddings as a health and safety issue and require you to carry proof of your age when trying to buy one.

I jest ye not!

Just ask Robert Nemeti (24) who recently tried to buy a chocolate pudding from Tesco Southampton; only to be barred from doing so by the self check out machine, until he produced proof of his age to a member of staff.

For why?

Tesco deemed the pudding to pose a risk to the roof of his mouth!

A member of staff at the store in Southampton demanded Mr Nemeti produce identification showing he was over 18, but that because he looked old enough anyway she waived him through when he said he had no proof.

Tesco said:

‘The self service machines can be temperamental. The pudding should not be an age-restricted product. It’s a mystery why the machine prompted staff to ask for ID.’ 

Bollocks!

The machine is only reacting to its programming input by Tesco staff.

The fact that no one in Tesco had the commonsense at the time to realise this was bollocks speaks volumes about how Nanny has dumbed us all down!

Enjoy your birds and puddings this Christmas everyone, before Nanny bans them!


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