The Joy of Rationing - Nanny's Brexit Excuse

“Our dependence on imported dairy products means that disruption to the supply chain will have a big impact. We could see shortages and a sharp rise in prices, turning everyday staples like butter, yogurts, cheese and infant formula, into luxuries."https://t.co/9e1UwBvf9o

— Chris Shaw (@The_ChrisShaw) July 18, 2018

It seems to me that Nanny is positively champing at the bit to introduce rationing of dairy products, sugar, salt, booze, fags etc etc - for the "good" of our health.

Brexit gives her the perfect excuse!

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Scottish Nanny To Ration Booze

Scottish Nanny appears to have taken leave of her senses, as indicated by a plan put forward by her chums from an alcohol charity.

The plan would require businesses, from global supermarket chains to corner shops and restaurants, to declare the volume of alcohol they sold, with such data crucial in quantifying how much was being bought, where and from whom.

The data would then be used to ration alcohol sales. Alison Douglas, chief executive of Alcohol Focus Scotland, said restrictions on how much drink can be sold could form part of the conditions of a licence when they are granted by local authorities.

All very well and jolly, if you are part of the new wave temperance movement, maybe. Except that this plan is bollocks:

1 Using alcohol sales figures and projections is not a gauge for how much people consumed booze.

2 Scots would simply pop over the border to Carlisle and stock up there.

A totally idiotic plan, put forward by idiotic people. It wouldn't make the slightest difference to alcohol consumption, and would add another layer of bureaucracy to hard pressed shopkeepers.

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#QualityStreetGate - Rationing

The grim, distressing and crippling reality of #Christmas in 2015. pic.twitter.com/KGFlvoXWqx

— Daniel Fox (@danielfoxfm) December 16, 2015

Following reports of the downsizing of Quality Street tins over the years, Nestle have responded saying it's not true.

As per the Telegraph a Nestlé spokesman said:

"This image does not compare like for like. 

As well as the 780g tub pictured, we also have a 1.3kg tin available which lovers of Quality Street might like to try this Christmas. 

We want to give the best possible value for money and we believe that this product is still extremely competitive." 

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Rationing In The Nanny State

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— Daniel Fox (@danielfoxfm) December 16, 2015

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