Nanny Bans Bollocks

Two anti-Brexit campaigners claim they were pulled over on to the hard shoulder of the M25 and told by police to remove a slogan from their car.

Passenger Peter Cook said the officer was "extremely aggressive" towards them over the phrase "bollocks to Brexit".

The BBC quotes Mr Cook:

"He said it [the slogan] was a public order offence, he insisted we remove the signage on the hard shoulder of the M25."

Essex Police said the force was trying to establish what happened.

Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't ex Speaker Bercow drive around with a similar phrase on his car?


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Brexit Makes Auntie Squirm

Last night's 10PM news broadcast from Auntie was, for once, quite amusing.

As she always does Auntie launched into a report about no deal Brexit, and the possible food and medicine shortages arising from no deal Brexit.

Yet, despite her best efforts, the professionals she interviewed in both the food and medicine industries said that there would be no shortages and that the matter was in hand.

It was a delight to see Auntie squirm and look so deflated!

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Chlorinated Chicken Crisis Resolved

Those of you fearful of eating American chlorinated chicken, that will be force fed you post Brexit, need fear no more.

Simply rinse it under the tap in British chlorinated water!

Oh..hang on a minute....

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ID Cards Back On The Table

In the irony of all ironies, despite being told we would be leaving the EU's bureaucracy post Brexit, Nanny now wants us to adopt ID cards (allegedly to avoid another Windrush-style scandal).

The proposal comes from the think tank Policy Exchange. It argues that Brexit marks a natural point at which to reform the UK’s immigration system.

Nanny knows full well the ID cards are not highly regarded by the Brits. Hence she has a "cunning" solution.

David Goodhart, Policy Exchange’s head of demography, immigration and integration, said he believed ID cards were necessary – but acknowledged that people would be wary and said ID cards should be phased in voluntarily.

That's how the state works, make something "voluntary" at first then make it a criminal offence when you don't volunteer!

Oh and here is a link to the list of 10 reasons why ID are bollocks (that I first published in 2004)

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The Joy of Rationing - Nanny's Brexit Excuse

“Our dependence on imported dairy products means that disruption to the supply chain will have a big impact. We could see shortages and a sharp rise in prices, turning everyday staples like butter, yogurts, cheese and infant formula, into luxuries."https://t.co/9e1UwBvf9o

— Chris Shaw (@The_ChrisShaw) July 18, 2018

It seems to me that Nanny is positively champing at the bit to introduce rationing of dairy products, sugar, salt, booze, fags etc etc - for the "good" of our health.

Brexit gives her the perfect excuse!

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When Is An ID Card Not An ID Card? When It's A Card Of Identification!

David Davis:'We're not going to introduce ID cards. We're going to introduce cards of identification'. Brilliant

— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) June 27, 2017

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The Brexit Blog

Just to give you all a heads up, I have added another site to my collection - "The Brexit Blog" covering news and comment on the Brexit process, as Britain leaves the EU.

I suspect it will run and run!

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Boris Nailed It!

People "offended" by The Foreign Secretary's comments today are humourless, deliberately obtuse, snowflakes-it's a witty metaphor #getalife

— Michael Gove (@michaelgove) January 18, 2017

There is an irony that Gove comes to Boris's defence.

However, Gove is right:

Get a Life!

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Brexit Stress Counselling For Snowflakes

FFS!

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#MarmiteGate - Nanny Dancing In The Streets

As a result of some macho posturing between Unilever and Tesco, over who should bear the costs for the fall in Sterling, Marmite might be running low on the shelves of Tesco.

That will absolutely delight Nanny, who has for years been trying to ban it (it is already banned in Denmark) because of its alleged high salt content (note salt is not bad for you, if you are healthy and drink and exercise in a normal manner).

Oh one small factoid for Unilever, Marmite is made in the UK. As such the fall in Sterling is but a smokescreen, which you are using to try to increase your wholesale prices!

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Advice To Nanny Tusk

@eucopresident à la carte is more profitable than table d'hôte. Don't reject à la carte before you have done a CBA!

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) July 5, 2016

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Stop Whinging

Courtesy of Virgin media my broadband has been down since Friday and won't be fixed before Wednesday, hence I am posting from a mobile.

Regarding the post referendum whinging and clamour for referendum 2 the sequel, irrespective of how you voted, stop whinging and finger pointing.

We are where we are, and need to work from that.

A house divided inevitably falls !
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Prats of The Week - Brighton Council

Well done Brighton Council, for once again winning my prestigious "Prats of The Week" Award.

The council won it because it banned a rubbish truck emblazoned with the Union Flag from rubbish duty.

For why?

The council, having been proded by the GMB Union, deemed that the truck supported #Brexit.

Aside from the obvious point that the Union Flag has been around a lot longer than #Brexit, there is of course another point that the council has missed.

Chris Wood, Truck UK owner, is quoted by the Telegraph:

"I have never had a complaint before. 

We thought it looked nice, it never even crossed my mind that it could support Brexit. 

Since we have had trucks on the road we have always used the Union Jack as our logo.

I only found out had been taken out of service on Friday. I think it's political correctness gone mad. If the council are not happy with it then I have to respect that, they are my customer.

If it causes this much grief then we will have to change it, but we've used it since 2004 and never had any problems before. No other councils have had a problem with it. It has been on the side of trucks for 12 years."

Brighton Council, well deserving Prats of The Week!

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EU Wants To Ban Referenda

Top Eurocrat: "Referenda are becoming a huge problem for the EU... perhaps it is time for an EU ban on referenda" https://t.co/OCigUuVpeZ

— Euro Guido (@EuroGuido) April 12, 2016

Democracy sucks when voters don't vote the way Nanny wants them to!

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